Gerard Way, the popular singing man of the popular band called My Chemical Romance, was chilling out watching tv or something when Frank Iero, the popular guitar man of the popular band called My Chemical Romance, came in and was like "Hey G, you look so hot in that eyeliner. I want to make out with you."
Gerard got up and was like "You stinky music man, you have some kind of attraction to blood. I know you are, nasty man."
Then Frank started bleeding out of all his face holes and was like "LRP'KJALA MCRE J'ALHAL ALE ZALGO¡¡¡"
Gerard was like "Oh wow that's hot" and then stuck his tongue inside of Frank's face holes to clean the blood and Frank loved it.
the end??