I Like Your Shoes | ✓

By sivaniy

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"Sometimes, we are so smitten with happy endings, that we believe we'll end up with one too." Ambrosia Bellem... More

a u t h o r ' s n o t e
d e d i c a t i o n
P r o l o g u e
Chapter 1 | Germs Hate the Dark
In Transit | A Letter From Hades
Chapter 2 | How to Evade your Mother
Chapter 3 | A Romantic I'm Not
Chapter 4.1 | A Dizzy Mind
Chapter 4.2 | A Stormy Mind
Chapter 5 | Pink Paint and Green Eyes
Chapter 6 | Zero Progress
Chapter 7 | Nightmares and Sunset Rum
Chapter 8 | Wherefore Art Thou, Romeo?
Chapter 9 | I Condemn Women to Hell
Chapter 10 | Sounds Like a Plan
Chapter 11 | Cross my Lung and Hope to Die
Chapter 12.1 | Truth, Sharpie and a Timer
Chapter 12.2 | Bare Feet, Lost Shoes
Chapter 13 | A Troll, An Alien
Chapter 14 | I'm a Barbie Girl in the Barbie World
Chapter 15 | What are the Odds?
Chapter 16 | Beam at Me
Chapter 17 | Yoga, Cookies and the Dark
Chapter 18 | Come into the Light
Chapter 19 | The Woof Woof Talk
Chapter 20 | Stuffed Crust Pizza
Chapter 21 | The Hobo in Shinchan Pajamas
Chapter 22 | Men's Clothes and A Pretty Dress
Chapter 23 | She Looks Like A Disco Ball
Chapter 24.1 | Walk Straight Like You don't give A Damn
Chapter 24.2 | The Werewolf Loves me but I Love the Vampire
Chapter 24.3 | The Nerd to my Bad Boy
Chapter 25 | A Call from the Devil
Chapter 26 | You aren't the One I Came Here to See
Chapter 27 | Churned your Heart Like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Waterfall
Chapter 29 | He Looks at You Differently
Chapter 30 | A Table For Two
Chapter 31 | The Cobra Strikes Back
Chapter 32 | There Was Some Chocolate On Your Lip
Chapter 33 | Grizzlies and Pansies
Chapter 34 | An Audience With the Dark Lord
Chapter 35 | Cupid Screwed Up
Chapter 36 | Who Are You When No One's Looking?
Chapter 37 | Ed Sheeran Wouldn't Treat Me This Way
Chapter 38 | Time For Murder, Er, Dancing
Chapter 39 | Who's The Kidnapper Again?
Chapter 40 | May I Have The Honour Of This Dance?
Chapter 41 | We're Amazing and Wonderful and Cool
Chapter 42 | Mr Cadwallader Vs The Balloons
Chapter 43 | The SWAG Pendant Guy
Chapter 44 | You Should Say Yes
Chapter 45 | It's a Fine, Fine Day
Chapter 46 | Love Sick and Hanging
Chapter 47 | Attack on The Cobra
Chapter 48 | Dogs And Dates
Chapter 49 | Just So You Know
Chapter 50.1| Wedding Invitations
Chapter 50.2 | Vows, Promises and Tears
Chapter 51| Unmarried and Unpregnant
Chapter 52 | Always In Love
e p i l o g u e
a u t h o r ' s n o t e

Chapter 28 | What Would You Call Something that's Brown and Sticky?

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By sivaniy

[Ambrosia Bellemore]

It was finally Sunday and I was twitching anxiously on the couch, waiting for the honk that would let me know that Calum Achorn was here to take me on his errand.

I'd asked around to know what this secret mission was, but no one seemed to know anything about it. Apparently, Calum Achorn had never asked anyone to accompany him anywhere. In fact, he never even acknowledged anyone unless it was to give them some work, or to fire them.

What a grouchy young man.

So, here I was, completely unaware of where my boss was going to take me on this special errand of his. He could be taking me to cut me into tiny, bite size pieces for all I knew.

When the honk finally sounded outside, I'd made a bloody mess of my nailbeds and my skirt was wrinkled from all the pressure I was putting on them.

I jumped out of my couch and rushed to the window. Peeking out from behind the curtains, I caught sight of a beautiful black Porsche in front of my house and an elegant Calum Achorn leaning slightly against the hood of the car. He was dressed casually, just like I was, in a light blue polo shirt and black shorts.

Holy mosses, he looks riddikulusly delicious.

And then a second later, the embarrassment from what I'd just thought hit me.

Oh, God. No! Stop this nuisance before I stuff your whole sinful brain with Ranch dressing!

I look down at the oversized white shirt I'd stolen from Patrick (What?) and the khaki skirt and wince internally. It's not like I didn't make an effort to dress up, I did, but I still looked like I usually did.

I looked back up at Calum Achorn and noticed how he looked like a Greek God without even trying, I bet Lent wouldn't look this good even in swimming shorts.

Maybe Calum Achorn was just confident, so confident and sure of himself that he could wear an unicorn onesie and not look even an ounce self-conscious.

I took a deep breath and squared my shoulders. I could look beautiful even in Patrick's over large shirt. At least I'd my favourite black pumps on, they made me look good.

I walked out of my front door with my shoulders squared firmly, my head high, the way my mother had taught me. Calum Achorn's eyes fell on me the second I was out of my door, and his eyebrows rose in amusement.

Does he think I look good?

"I thought I'll get to see something good after waiting fifteen minutes for a woman, but this is what I get." He retorts as soon as I'm within hearing distance. I scowl at him, and the tiny smirk grows even more pronounced.

He turns around to open the passenger side door and I stick my tongue at him and make fake retching faces.

"Miss Bellemore, I should let you know that my phone's camera is recording every priceless expression that you're making right now."

I freeze in the middle of my famous puking face, and I try to see the look on his face to figure out if he's telling the truth. And lo behold, in the back pocket of his shorts, the phone's camera was peeking out.

He's saying the truth, that bastard.

"Get in." He orders, his face lowered. I had a huge suspicion that he was trying to contain his laughter.

I narrow my eyes dangerously at him and get into the car quietly. He walks around the car towards his side of the car, his steps sure and somehow very, very appealing.

I gulp, halting my train of thought. Should I be afraid?

Calum Achorn drives away from the direction of Achorn House, towards the less populated parts of the city. I look out of the window, trying to figure out where he was trying to take me.

"Where are we going?"

"Someplace."

"Well, where is this place?"

"Somewhere."

"How far is it?"

"Not far."

"Will there be other people?"

"More or less." He says with a shrug. I roll my eyes and slump in my seat, but something about this conversation reminded me of something.

Ah. Benjamin on the plane.

I stare out of the window in frustration. Nectar hadn't been able to find anything about him. All she'd been able to know was that Benjamin on the plane had given his name as Chris Augustine, and she was fairly sure that it was a fake name too.

It had narrowed down to two options in the end.

Either he was trying to hide his real identity really hard and didn't want to be found, or he really was Benjamin from High School. I'd made sure that the second option was entirely void, so now I was just stuck on the first option.

But why was he trying to hide his real identity? Why didn't he want to be found?

"Why the face?" Calum Achorn's voice drags me back into the Porsche. I stare at him from the corner of my eye, watch as the muscles in his arms rippled ever so slightly as he steered the car...

Ambrosia, stop!

"Uhmm..I-I, nothing. It's nothing." I stammer, slapping myself multiple times in my head for being so clumsy. Calum Achorm gives me a cool, assessing look and then looks away.

After a few minutes of silence, he suddenly speaks up again,"What would you call something that's brown and sticky?"

"Excuse me?" I ask in confusion.

"I know you heard me." He hisses through his teeth.

"Okay. What?" I ask, exasperated but curious.

He gives me another look, this time his eyes are warm, excited and almost child-like, happy. My heart swells at the sight of them.

"A stick." He says, a wide grin forming on his lips.

He looks at me with such an expectant expression that I crack up, clutching my stomach to contain the strong spasms of laughter and soon enough, he joins me. I stop myself before my stomach could burst open. I look over at Calum Achorn, laughing like he never had before, his eyes closed and the wrinkles around his eyes crinkled, I can't help but giggle softly.

"T-That was so bad." I say, giggling even harder and Calum nods, his face red. I finally make myself stop laughing and take a deep breath, Calum Achorn lets out a small chuckle and we fall into a familiar, peaceful silence.

We drive quietly the rest of the way to God knows where, but I was very much aware of the constant smile on Calum Achorn's face, mirroring exactly the one on mine.

~•~

Such a cute chapter, no? Who knew I had it in me. ;)

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