Oh look,Matt's a vampire!
Aries:''What kind of kink is this''
Aquarius:''I'm sorry but twilight was better''
Gemini:''Oh fuck I wasn't ready for this''
Pisces:''Go back to tumblr''
Virgo:*screeching intensifies*
Saggitarius:''How and why''
Capricron:*takes a long sip of their drink* ''Why am I not suprised''
Taurus:''Oh look a fanfiction came to life how wonderful''
Cancer:''EDD YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND EXPLAIN''
Leo:''You suck'' *finger guns*
Scorpio:*plays any song related to blood and grins like an idiot*
Libra:*hiding in a counter full of garlic*