I was giving a friend anime recommendations since he had a list of things to watch on his phone. I stole his phone to type in Darker than Black, but the phone was freaking out, so I gave it back.
Friend: See, this is what happens when you try to help but I was about to do the same thing!
... *laughs*
And this is what happens when you try to type and talk at the same time!
He showed me the phone. It read "Darker than Help."