Book Of Ha Ha 3

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Part 3..... Collection of jokes .... These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). B... More

A Man Walks Into A Vet's Office With A Crow
Two Men Saw A Dog Licking His Chimchilly
A Guy Is Working At A Grocery Store
Long Ago, When Dinosaurs Walked The Earth,
Three Military Guys Were Flying Around In A Helicopter
There Is A Bar On The 8th Floor Of A Building
A Woman Turns 50
Who Is The Greatest?
A Bank Robber Pulls Out
There's An Army Guy And An Air Force Guy
A Kid Was Doing Horribly In Math Class
A Homeless Guy Sleeps On A Park Bench,
Prehistoric Math Joke
Noah Lets All The Animals
Who Gets To Be The Boss
A Poor Man Fall's Asleep
Ice Cream Shop Has A Visitor
One Night A Man Walks
Don't Assume The Elderly Are Senile
The House Problem
A Spanish Man Comes Home From His Vacation To The U.S.
Bob The Sailor And Ollie The Octopus Walk Into A Bar
Two Irish Woodsmen Are Looking For A Job
A Woman Was Taking An Afternoon Nap
A Guy Calls The Hospital
A Mother Is Helping Her Son Study For A Test
Sherlock Holmes
A Man Walks Into A Bar
A Man Comes Home From Work,
Going Into A Confessional
A City Bus Driver Is Doing His Route
So There's This Guy
The Moth
First Day In Prison
A Teacher Hands Out Jolly Ranchers
A Woman Is Walking Around
A Younger Woman Receives A Dozen Red Roses
A Husband Exclaims
One Dreary Monday Morning,
A Guy Calls Men's Help Line
A Guy And A Girl Go On A Date
A Cheap Parrot
A Man And His Wife Are On A Cruise
A Woman Goes To
Late To Work
Watson Found Holmes Busily Painting
Three Little Old Nuns
So A Guy Walks Into A Bar
A Man Goes Into A Local Animal Store
The Jones And The Smiths Decided To Try Swinging
Renting A Dirty Video
A Man Walks Into A Bar
Plus sign, A Multiplication Sign , And A minus Sign
A Driver Is Stopped By The Police
Elderly Couple In Church
Favorite Hymn
Ted Plans To Buy A Horse
The Bacon Tree
An Italian Funeral
A Homeless Man Enters A Diner
First Timer At The Nudist Colony
A Young Couple, Just Married,
A Bartender Squeezes All The Juice From A Lemon
Two Men Are Sitting In The Cinema
Jimmy And Johnny Are Sitting
A Gymnast Walks Into A Bar
Coin Flip
Don't Fart In Bed
Taking Golf Lessons
A Man Goes To The Doctor And Says
Nun Walks Over To A Construction Site Foreman
A Drunk Woman Stumbles Into A Bar
A Police Officer Pulls A Man Over
Two Peas In A Pod
A Man Was Driving
A Son Comes Home One Afternoon
A 7-Year-Old Is Sitting On A Park Bench
Once Upon A Time, In The Magical Fantasy Kingdom,
One Day, Einstein Has To Go To An Important Science Conference
Three Irishmen Are Working On A Power Line
A Mom Is Driving
The Ice Cream Truck Pulls
Two Little Kids Are In
A Man Goes To The Store
Indian Police
Lawyer In A Train
Master Akira
A Father Gets A Phone Call
A Father & His 6-Year-Old Son Are Walking
A Man Is Sitting On The Bank Of A River With A Turtle
An Irish Radio Station
A Man Heard That Masturbating Before Sex
Danny Cannot Make His Wife Orgasm
Two Monks Are Taking A Shower Together.
A Man Walks Up To
A Lady To Her Parish Priest
Husband Leans Over And Asks His Wife
Two Irishmen Are Doing
Two Deaf People Get Married
A New Teacher Was Trying To
A Camel Meets An Elephant
A Trucker Gets Lost One Day
Vaseline
How Do You Fix A Government?
Medicine Is So Advanced
On The Benches By The Nursing Home
An American Is Visiting London For The First Time
Two Alligators Are Swimming In The Everglades
40 Cents
Massaging The Wife
A Journalist Traveled
So A Guy Asked A Girl In A Library
A Midwife Calls A Doctor
A Man Is Showing Off His New Apartment
The Queen And The Metal Panties
There Are Three Crows
A Bill Collector Knocked
Satan's Jacket
A Dragon Catches Three Men
A Man Walks Into A Bar
A Boy And A Pregnant Woman
A Little Old Woman Went
A Man Wakes Up One Day
Wooden Leg Woes
A Man Went To The Doctor
The Sneezer
Tractor Lover
A Lady Took Her Clock
A Man Is Stranded In The Desert
An American Couple
A Father Goes To Pick
Legless Parrot
An American Spy Is In Soviet Russia
Olympic Wrestling
Love Dress
A Man Comes Home
A Nun Was Fired
Differences Between The Branches Of The US Military
A Kindergarten Class
Mickey Has A Shit Morning
Nice Cheeks
Tennis Elbow
The Lone Ranger Was Captured By Indians
Locked My Keys In The Car
One Dark Night Outside A Small Town
The Pickle Slicer
Two Priests Were Driving
A Saudi Prince Wants To
Military Hospital Treatment
Mississippi Redneck Goes To California
Bob And His Wife Were
Terrorist Holding Dad At Gunpoint
A Couple Is Dining In A Restaurant
A Woman Is In Bed
Two Prawns,
A Man Enters
A Mathematician And An Engineer
Two Windmills Are On A Date
The Hundred Dollar Tattoo
Letter From A Son
Is Mommy Near The Phone?
The Admiral With Only One Ear
A Turtle, Hippo, and Zebra
A Texan In Scotland
Dig Bick
Lobsters
A Sex Therapist Is
Apple Pie And Coffee
Wife's Birthday
A Filthy Rich Florida Man
Three Construction Workers
A Driver Was Stuck In A Traffic Jam
Two New Parents
Three Football Fans
Panda In A Bar
A Traveling Ventriloquist
A Man And His Wife
Sherlock Holmes & John Watson
A Wife Got So Mad
A Wife Yells At Her Husband
A Russian And An American
A Man Walks Into
A Woman Tells Her Husband
A Bank Robber
A Company Owner
A Woman Walks
Please Be Gentle, I'm Still A Virgin
Two CIA Agents Were
A Cowboy Rides In To Town
A Sailor On A Navy Ship
A Woman Who Was Very
The Tale Of Yuri
Three Wives Were Talking
A Globe Was Walking Down The Street
A Woman Was Sure
A Priest Notices A
A Woman Was Walking Down
39,000 Feet Above The Atlantic
Bill Gates Dies And Goes To Heaven

Toothless Termite

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By 1deanx

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"


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