pimp my friggin chorizo

By falloutboyasaurus

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rants and random shit #10 in puberty apparently -- mature More

henlo
hoe no
shut the front door
me trying to be relatable
fuckin music idk???
u n h a p p y
youre perfect youre beautiful
to be or not to be
songs i like you should too
hi i wrote a thing at one in the morning
5sos
send the fbi
i lost my shoe
tell me again why i made this
im deceased
im hungry and i want trixie mattel to kick me in the face
-nan
-granddad
my dudes
three hangry rants
i hate the entire human race
yowza
binch
hooyah
face reveal hhh
wowzer in my trouser
q u a k e m e u p
yowch
nice
schnapp crackle pop
join my adventure part 2🎆
interlude
join my adventure🎆iii
what to NOT say to an asexual❗️
one almighty oof
stuff abt me
stressed™
mattessons™
© wheezy
bop
the smiths☕
um..
CRUSTY ROLLS
guess what
you're clapped
NO
instagram
oi oi lads
steamed clams
hi
dear god,
oop
um, a poem
um another poem

join my adventure🎆

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By falloutboyasaurus

okokok

so im having a day off of school because one: i actually can't be asked and two: because im starting to get ill again ughter

so i think you should join me in my adventure trying to get my life together ahaha when will the suffering end

so i have to do all of this shit

and the bloody fucking laptop is updating and it's 1pm giant oof

take note how i attempt to reassure myself

[interlude for suck ass history revision]

oops i stopped for one minute and now im sat doing nothing but it's okay because îvé stïll gøt my sàñîty!1!1!!!1

barely though

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