Tae: Y/N!
Tae: I'M BACK BBY!
Tae: BABE
Tae: BAE
Tae: SEXY MAMA
Tae: PRINCESS!
You: Oh, Tae! Long time
no speak! How are you?
Tae: ಥ_ಥ
Tae: I missed you
so much baby girl
Tae: Did you miss me?
You: .... I guess so. We
haven't spoken in a
while
Tae: ಥ▽ಥ you did?!
Tae: My life is complete
Tae: Let's have "I missed
you" sex ≧▽≦
You: No. Can't you just
say "Hi, how are you"
like a normal person?
Tae: If I'm normal
you'll get bored of me
Tae: Anyway how have
you been? I have missed
you ≧‿≦
You: I've been fine.
Congratulations on
making it in the US
Tae: Thanks! Did you
see me? I've been
working on my English.
Tae: I can speak like two
and a bit languages. My
tongue is an amazing
thing.
Tae: Wanna find out first
hand?
Tae: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👌 ͡
You: Kinda missing the
silence now...
Tae: PRINCESS
You: I asked you not
to call me that..
Tae: BBY
You: Just call me by
my name jfc
Tae: MY QUEEN
Tae: MY LOVE
Tae: Y/N!
You: What what
what?!
Tae: ... No, nothing.
Nevermind.
You: What?
Tae: It's fine.
Tae: ≧▵≦
You: what is it?!
Tae: I CAN'T
Tae: IT DOESN'T
MATTER
You: It clearly is
important
Tae: Too embarrassed.
Nevermind
Tae: ≧～≦
You: Just tell me
already
Tae: I missed you and
was hoping that maybe
we could meet up properly
for once
Tae: Because I really
like you
Tae: But it doesn't matter
because I know you don't
feel the same and you don't
wanna up with meet me
Tae: ≧Д≦
You: You actually want
to meet up properly?
You: Seriously?
You: Like.. a date?
Tae: ... yes...
Tae: Sorry
You: Ok, I want to meet
up, too
Tae: Just ignore
mhjgjmfbdyagayv
Tae: WHAT?!
Tae: YOU DO?
Tae: If you're teasing
me rn (ಥ_ಥ)
You: I'm not. Let's
meet up.
You: But no sex!
Tae: I'M SO HAPPY RN
I CAN'T EVEN...
Tae:
You: You use memes with
your face on them?
Tae: That's not a meme
thats me rn
Tae: And seriously you
hould see some of the
memes Jungkook sends.
You: Right.
Tae: Omg I just got off
the plane I need to shower
before we meet up.
You: Tae, let's meet up
tomorrow omg just
take a rest or
something.
Tae: But I want to see
you now!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
You: Tomorrow you
just got off a plane ffs
Tae: Fine ب_ب
Tae: I'll text you tomorrow
morning then. I am kinda
tired
You: Sleep well
Tae: I'll be dreaming of
you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: ... I'm regretting my
decision already
Tae: Nuuuuuu
You: Night, Tae
Tae: Night, Princess :*