TEETH → KLAUS MIKAELSON. (DIS...

By fountainkingdom

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"i got blood on my shirt and i can't get it out." "uhm, wrong number? i hope." [soc... More

01|| blockt.
02|| khal drogo.
03|| egg head.
04|| CARMEN NO.
05|| bad vampire jokes.
06|| we dont like you.
07|| board game anger.
08|| supreme toaster.
09|| marriage denied.
10|| one v one.
11|| gucci shirt
12|| not a monster.
13|| beer pong & ryan gosling.
14|| inside jokes.
15|| meme king.
16|| stop trying to make fetch happen.
17|| nik jr.
18|| day of the dead.
19|| bad bitch.
20|| a hard no.
22|| insert evil laugh.
23|| try me hoe.
24|| bloody mary.
25|| #petty
26|| oh shid.
27|| girl gang.
28|| or what?
29|| damage control.

21|| grounded.

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By fountainkingdom

don't answer
carmen, answer my phone calls.
please listen to what im trying to tell you.
it's not what it looks like, please let me explain.
CARMEN
you're making me mad
please, im begging you
ive called you 30+ times and you've ignored all
CARMEN. fuck.
[read at 8:47pm]

▲▼▲▼▲▼

davey davina😍
you've been binging netflix for days now, can you answer us at least?

lil elijah
you're a wolf who's battled rogues and taken down an original (me) in seconds but you're going to let a tiny little man take you down without even touching you? that's not the carmen i know.

carmen
ive been binging stranger things and iv deciding to hunt out and find steve harrington to marry and love forever

hailz 😻
he's fine as hell so i got u. ✌🏽

not elijah
dustin is better. he's adorable, me and davina are going to adopt him gdbye.

davey davina 😍
HAHAHAH. we ain't adopting SHIT.

not elijah
but babe. 😐

hailz 😻
billy is such a dick but have you seen the guy who plays him? SHIT. elijah move aside.

carmen
well, god gave us two holes for a reason. :-)

hailz 😻
this is why you're my best friend, this bitch gets it.

lil elijah
you're both disgusting, why am i friends with you?

reby rebz
what the hell did i just walk into?? threesomes and adoption? i am gagged

carmen
speaking of gagging and those two beautiful specimens...

not elijah
GOODBYE

reby rebz
CONVERSATION IS CANCELLED

hailz 😻
GET 👏🏽 IT 👏🏽 GIRL 👏🏽

lil elijah
you're grounded, young lady.

carmen
but dad. :(

lil elijah
GROUNDED.

👽[A/N: this is just a filler chapter because i haven't updated in so long and stranger things has my attention 99% of the time now.] 👽

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