Inside my gorgeous large green hat
Resides Barack
My favourite Bat
He makes a mess
But I don't care
His droppings might revive my hair!!
He lived with a good friend
Of mine
But all she did
Was moan and whine.
"Oh God, Oh God"
"A bloody Bat!"
"Calm down" I said
"What's wrong with that?"
"They've got lice, and fleas, and things!"
"Pointy ears and flappy wings!"
"I'll catch him, just you wait and see"
"Hand that pinkish towel to me"
And now he's feeling quite at home
More than that freakish evil Gnome.
He's quite happy and content
He feels he's quite the President!
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Owain Glyn