• ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ •
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ʏᴏᴜ
"Babyyy can you hand me the remote?"
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"No. What? Your legs don't work? Get it yourself."
ʏᴏᴜ
"I would but it's too far…"
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"And that's my problem how? I'm not your damn maid."
ʏᴏᴜ
"….."
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"….."
ʏᴏᴜ
"...... That's why your dick is small."
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"Hey-"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Smaller than Jimin's hands."
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"……Fuck you Y/N."
ʏᴏᴜ
"What did that hurt your feelings?"
ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ
"Yes it fucking hurt my feelings, you could've said anything else! Literally anything and yet u chose to say jimins hands? That's just some fucked up shit you just said right there, we're breaking up for 5 minutes."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Okay~"
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• ᴊɪᴍɪɴ •
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ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"Y/N, I just now realized that I'm taller than you."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Oh, I just now realized that I look better than you on the daily."
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"Well damn……my heart hurts a little."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Mine would too if I had a face like that."
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"Oh….."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Oh my god Jimin I'm just kidding!"
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"I was really hurt for a second."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Oh no baby I'm just joking your face is beautiful."
ᴊɪᴍɪɴ
"Geez, please don't say anything like that ever again, you're my girlfriend so I care about what you think and I'd probably cry."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Okay I won't, love you."
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• ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ •
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ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"Y/N, you kinda remind me of my ex girlfriend."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Oh really now?"
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"Yeah, you're just a lot like she was."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Now that I think about it, you kinda look like my ex boyfriend."
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"Seriously? That's funny my ex looks like you and your ex looks like me"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Yeah hahaha."
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"What was he like?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Well, he was really athletic and he was actually a kpop idol in a group with 6 others, he liked to talk about his ex's in front of his girlfriend and he kinda looked like a rat sometimes because of his teeth and he could be a huge dick too."
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"He sounds horrible, what was his name?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Jeon Jungkook."
ᴊᴜɴɢᴋᴏᴏᴋ
"But I'm J………..Oh…"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Yeah."
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• sᴜɢᴀ •
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ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"Bitch."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Prostitute"
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"Hoe."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Manwhore"
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"Slut"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Cock sucker"
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"Thot"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Short man with a big ass head that can't dance, or sing to save his fucking life."
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"I can rap tho."
ʏᴏᴜ
"True, but you're still short, have you forgotten that I'm two inches taller than you?."
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"I fucking hate you sometimes."
ʏᴏᴜ
"I love you too."
ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ
"That's not what I said."
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• ᴊʜᴏᴘᴇ •
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ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"You suck at this game, you should just stick to doing your own thing Y/N because playing video games is not for you."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Are you making fun of me right now?"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"Yeah what else does it sound like?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Hahaha…well, you should stick to wearing makeup because without it you really look like a fucking horse."
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"………."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Shall we continue playing?"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"I don't wanna play anymore."
ʏᴏᴜ
"Why?"
ʜᴏsᴇᴏᴋ
"Because you're so fucking mean."
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• ʀᴍ •
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ʏᴏᴜ
"Joonie why are you so tall?"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"I don't know why are you so annoying?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Who the fuck took a shit in your cereal?"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"You're the last person I wanna talk too right now."
ʏᴏᴜ
"…….You can be such an ass sometimes you know that?"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"You can be such bitch sometimes you know that?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"……..Shut yo egg head ass up, that's why your face is deformed and your hair is falling out, that's why everytime you dye it you shave off the sides because your hair keeps breaking off. You call me a bitch but who was bitching over that small ass rat yesterday that you made me catch."
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"……."
ʏᴏᴜ
"You wanted me to be a bitch so here I am."
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"I was just fucking joking, I just wanted to see how you'd react if I was being a little rude but now I just hate you."
ʏᴏᴜ
"A little rude- you called me a bitch!"
ɴᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ
"I- sorry."
ʏᴏᴜ
"It's fine babe, I'm sorry too, for going all out."
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• ᴊɪɴ •
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sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"What did the fisherman say to the card magician?"
ʏᴏᴜ
"What?"
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"Pick a cod, any cod! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
ʏᴏᴜ
"I don't get it."
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"You're so boring you never get anything"
ʏᴏᴜ
"Yeah, and you never get any lines."
sᴇᴏᴋᴊɪɴ
"……."
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