"Headcanons?"
"Of course Seb! Headcanons are (my) facts about a character, you in this case!"
"Eh, don't publish this book, you're only always mean to me anyway!"
"Wah—?! Seb!"
"It's true!"
"Well. . . There you have it. Seborga is the type to be too oblivious to notice it when he accidentally hurts someone with his words. Though, he never hurts someone on purpose like that, he just doesn't realise it."
"What're you talking about now, admin? I've got the feeling you were nice for a change, though!"
". . . Have a perfect example everyone."