"Why haven't
you left yet?"
"It's my job
to keep you
company."
"Well then
you're fired."
"You can't
do that."
"Says who?"
"Says me."
"Leave."
"Nope."
"W-Who are you?" "Your wish, what else?" "I didn't wish for you." "You wished for a boyfriend, didn't you?" ... More
"Why haven't
you left yet?"
"It's my job
to keep you
company."
"Well then
you're fired."
"You can't
do that."
"Says who?"
"Says me."
"Leave."
"Nope."