Note: DeeWolf and I wrote this together on a chat site so there really isn't any good grammar for the most part. We hope you enjoy.
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Link pulls out sword and sheild and gets into ready position. Link pulls out his sword and sheild and puts on metal boots.
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Alec crosses arms and sends out numbing mist.
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Link mysteriously faints. Delani runs up to Alec and starts punching him in the face.
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Alec pushes Delani off.
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Link wakes up.
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Unharmed, Alec holds his mist and he sends it towards Link.
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Link puts on his zora suit and dives under water.
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Alec follows, ruining his suit.
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Link laughs.
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Alec is rich and doesn't care.
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Link throws an underwater bomb at Alec and it blows up.
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Alec doesn't get phased and takes away Link’s senses.
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Link sinks to bottom walking around screaming.
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Alec pulls him to the surface and throws screaming Link at Delani.
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Delani catches Link, then calls Midna and asks her what kills vampires.
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Alec gives Link his hearing back only and warns him to surrender or die.
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Midna whispers to Delani to tell Link to tell her to teleport.
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Cassi comes running in -
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Delani whispers to Link to ask Midna to teleport to lake Hylia.
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- stopping Link and Delani from teleporting.
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Delani asks Midna to turn her and Link into wolves.
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Alec and Cassi in union go, "Crap".
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Delani and Link attack.
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Alec punches both in the face.
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The triforce glows mysteriously and then Link falls over and turns into Dark Link.
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Alec and Cassi freeze and watch.
DeeWolf
“Oh no. I would seirously run. I am too. Dark Link is bad…,”
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Alec and Cassi run!
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Delani turns to Link and they both laugh as they watch them run up the slope to Hyrule.
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Cassi catches up to Delani and gives her a huge vampire hug.
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“Baha. Wait. I never ran...,”
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"I missed you werewolf buddy"
DeeWolf
“I would now seriosusly run because I’m down here, not up there!”
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Cassi pulls Delani with her as she runs
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Again, Delani is down there- her and Link dive to the bottom of lake Hylia to Zora Temple where they are safe. But it’s really Dark Link. o.o
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Cassi finds the REAL Delani and holds her so that she can't get away.
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Dark Link pulls out his sword and sheild and lunges towards Alec.
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Cassi yells, "STOP YOU PEEPS!!! I want to hug my werewolf bestie in peace!!!” Alec listens to his girlfriend, annoyed by her choice of friends.
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Link swims to the top and helps Alec fight Dark Link.
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Alec and Link destroy Dark Link. Then they come stand by Delani and Cassi like good boyfriends.
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They get done hugging then Delani kisses Link, who faints from happieness.
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Cassi and Alec laugh and then kiss each other too. They then sit down.
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Delani and Link sit by Cassi and Alec
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Alec, "Why do you have the weirdest friends, Cassi? And why is your boyfriend an elf Delani?"
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“Because elves have epic pointy ears and they don’t talk much.”
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Cassi, "I like weird." Alec, "Whatever"
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Link looks at Delani like and he dosen’t like weird but he is and Delani laughs.
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Cassi catches thier looks and laugh too. Alec is clueless.
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Link comes out of lake temple drying his right ear- shirtless- with a green towel wrapped Around his waist
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Cassi and Alec just stare quizically
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Link leans over computer and starts to read what Delani has done, but then silently whispers in her ear “ i dont talk” Delani whispers back to Link, “and you shouldnt have earings,should you?”
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Alec comes and kisses Cassi's cheeck "I don't have earings and talk"
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Link glares at Alec
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Alec smiles and shrugs his shoulders carelessly
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Link gets up and walks over to Alec and says, “for your information, i DO talk, i ust dont LIKE to talk. And these earings,well, i dont kno. All i know is that i woke up from a 7 year nap and i had them! Thank you very much" then he walks back to Delani and sits down, her mouth gaping
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Cassi laughs and Alec stares, dumbfounded
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Delani and Link laugh too. Delani goes up to Alec and says “HA BEAT THAT, blood sucker”
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Alec just glares and wraps his arms posessively Around Cassi's shoulders
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Link comes up and ligtly nibbles the tips of my ears- " baha beat that,too" *:D* Link looks at Alec and climbs up onto a very high platform and gives Delani a look like 'watch this' and she sits and watches as he pulls out a sword and does an epic air slice while jumping off the platform
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"Brilliant elf", Alec spits
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Link mocks Alec behind his back
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Cassi can't help herself and laughs
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Delani stares at Cassi
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Cassi just smiles as Alec asks whats so funny
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Delani tells Alec “nothingggg”
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Cassi agrees
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Link runs Around in circles uncontrolably. Toon Link comes in. *woahhh*
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“What the heck is going on peesols?”, Cassi asks
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Toon Link and Link fight Delani asks (also) what is going on “this better not be a smash brothers moment" *o.o*
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Cassi laughs and Alec asks what smash bros is Cassi glares at him and his lateness and cluelessness in the modern world
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Delani quickly answers that smash brothers is a game where all nintendo characters come together and canfight
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Alec, “Oh.”
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Delani " HA you didnt know that see elves are superior"
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“You can't count that Delani, Alec is stuck in a castle full of century old vampires all the time”
DeeWolf
“so was Zelda -apparentaly- but she can turn into a guy ( dont ask me or linnk how,we honestly dont know) and she knows a lot”
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“True”
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Link and Toon Link come back and they both start arguing that one likes Delani more than the other
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Cassi and Alec watch Alec laughs
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-Delani- "STOP. Toon Link you may be my age but Link was here first,soo..." Toon Link kicks Link in the shin then runs off “okayyy”
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“Wow Delani... It seems u need to choose your boyfriend,” Alec
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“.... Link” Link brings Delani some chu juice that he got himself. he looks at Delani with a weird face and she hands the juice to Alec and tells him to drink it
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Alec secretly wishes he could cook for Cassi but there is no stove in the castle and he has a phobia of fire
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looks at Link with a smile and he pulls out his lantern with a big smile
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"Don't even think about terrorizing Alec, you two,” Cassi growls
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Link pulls out his bow as he tells Delani to hold the lantern
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“I'm serious I will bite you both and then we will call Jane to settle this. And as Alec's gf I know how much it hurts to have Jane use her power on you”
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They stare at Cassi then to Alec. Link pulls back an arrow lit with fire
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“I will kill you!!!!” Cassi charges Link and tackles him to the ground and bites him while she punches and kicks
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Delani stares in discust at Cassi and she grabs Links bow and hits Alec in the arm with a fire lit arrow
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Alec screams and runs away. Cassi punches Delani in the face. "Why would you do that?!?!?!?”
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She screams "CAUSE YOU JUST MADE MY ELF BF A VAMPIRE ELF!!!”
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"I'm not a vampire Delani!!!"
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Link lays on ground screaming cause her bite still hurt
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"Well I hope i atleast gave you rabies, Link"*
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Delani runs up to Link with red chu juice
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"Now i have to go find my terrorized bf... and Jane
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*:O*
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“I told you not to do it... It's you're own fault”
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Delani picks up Link and runs into hylian temple where the goddess will protect them
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Cassi finds Alec and he tells her not to bother Jane. She sighs. “BUT....” "Don't argue with me, Cassi. I don't need two of your friends dead"
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Delani pokes her head out of the temple and screams at Cassi “YOU GAVE LINK RABIES”
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“LOL GOOD!!! He should be tortured!”
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Toon Link runs in with a big smile on his face “NO NOT NOW TOON LINK” Toon Link walks away with a sad face Delani runs back inside and treats Links wound
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Cassi pats him on the back and says it's okay as she pulls Alec into the temple. "Delani, where are you?!" She screams in the hall.
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Tells people to get out because Link is in so much pain
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“Well you shouldn't have hurt Alec”
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Yells, “I didn’t technically fire until you bit Link”
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Alec rubs Cassi's arms soothingly but says nothing
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Link screams as she puts a wrap on his arm
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"I didn't bite Link until he wouldn't put down the fire"
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“Well, how did you know we were going to fire???” Delani stands up and Midna turns her into a wolf and she growls in a protective tone
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“Because I know you”
DeeWolf
“You should know I would never hurt Alec” *-.- *
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“Oh”
DeeWolf
“Yeah, and see what happened to Link” -points to Link-
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“Sorry” Alec shakes his head and kisses Cassi's cheek
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Link sits there still in pain, with foaming mouth. Delani sits there and stares in shock then faints
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Cassi pours water on Delani to wake her up and cures Link of rabies (somehow)
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Delani doesn’t wake up
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Cassi begins to shake her
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She still doesn’t wake up. Link crawls over to Delani and whispers something into her ear. Delani suddenly wakes up "YES"
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"What did u say Link", Cassi asks
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Link shakes his head and they both blush
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"I want to know!!!"
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They keep shaking their heads
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“Tell me!” Cassi pleads
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Link looks at Delani and Delani shakes her head no
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“Please....” Cassi asks with a puppy dog face. "I cured Link of Rabies, which he so deserved!"
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Delani whispers something into Cassis ear then she blushes again
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Cassi's eyes widens in understanding
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Link walks out of the temple and looks up at the sky then runs away quickly in fear. Delani looks at Cassi and Alec and shrugs shoulders
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"What was that for,” Cassi asks
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"I don’t know”
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"Hmmm...." Alec whispers something in Cassi's ear
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Delani looks up at the top of hylian lake hill "OH NO”
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“What?!?!” Cassi demands
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Delani runs up to the top of hylian hill and then mysteriously disappears. Time rewinds. “What?"
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“Alec wants me to tell you about something”
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..."what"
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.. "Me and him are well... we're kind of...&
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“What”- Delani and Link ask-
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"We're engaged!!!”
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They both pass out
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"Alright guys... wake up”
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Link wakes up before Delani, runs up to the top of Lake Hylia hill in fear and mysteriously disappears. Delani wakes up "oh no" then she runs up to the top of the hill and also mysteriously disappears*
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“Ok... de-ja-vu” Cassi and Alec follow and mysteriously disappear.
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They all wake up in the Twilight castle with Zelda and see Ganondorf standing there laughing. Delani "let me and Link handle this!"*
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"Okay" Cassi agrees
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Ganondorf posses Zelda and makes her throw fire balls at Delani and Link. Link pulls Delani behind him and makes the fire go back with his shield and it hits Zelda, and they repeat that three more times. Zelda lies there on the floor while Ganondorf turns into a Twilight beast and Delani turns into a wolf. Midna grabs Ganon with her big hand and flip him over, and Delani and Link attack his belly, they repeat that maybe four more times then Ganon dies and all the Twilight monsters disappear. “Yay!”
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Cassi and Alec are impressed
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Delani and Link collapse in tiredness
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Cassi takes them to Volterra and lays them to side by side on her bed
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They wake up and Delani is in Links clothes and some how Link is in her clothes- Delani and Link glare at Cassi and Alec
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They smile. Cassi yawns and Alec tells her to go to sleep. Cassi argues and says, "Do you and Link want to meet the rest of the Volturi? I'm sure you'll like Felix.
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“... Nawhhh”
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“Are you sure? He's a lot like Emmet. I would know.”
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“...okay...”
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"Sweet!" Cassi leads Link and Delani to Felix's room. Felix isn't there
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Delani stares at Link, and Link stares back in fear
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"Hmm... Do you think he'd be at the pond?" Cassi asks Alec. Alec nods and they lead Delani deeper into the castle and tunnels with Link. Alec boosts them all through a hole in the top of an underground tunnel
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Delani “Link I’m scared" Link nods his head
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They walk into the night towards a crystal clear pond. "There's nothing to worry about. I come here all the time when I'm bored" Cassi assures them
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* o.e *
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Felix is sitting next to the pond with Jane only two feet from him
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Link quickly walks in front of Delani as if being protective
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"Delani, Link, this is Jane and Felix. What are you two doing up here? Shouldn't you be in the castle?" Felix, "Shouldn't you two be out on a vacation with your werewolf and elf friend?"
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Link gives Jane and Felix a mean face.
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"Ugh! So that's the wet dog smell." Jane complains. "Don't let Caius catch them here or he'll have them both disposed of." Cassi gulps but Alec just shakes his head.
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Delani and Link gape their mouths open and both start to shake
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"Its okay, you're not inside the castle anymore.” Alec tells them
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* o.o* Link pulls out his shield and hands it to Delani just to be safe (again) when the others aren’t looking they both take off
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Cassi is confused by Delani's and Link's disappearance. Alec pulls her along, waving good-bye to his sister. He catches Delani and Link by the collar of their shirts
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Delani starts crying in fear
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"I'm not going to hurt you Delani because Cassi wouldn't like that very much. Now, if u two don't start behaving I'm going to show u how evil I can be. You're lucky I didn't tell my sister what u did to me or she would have had a ball torturing you both.”
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* o.e* “AHHHHHHH” Delani and Link run screaming for help again but much faster. They run so hard that their shirts rip
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Alec and Cassi follow
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Delani stares at Link “hehehehehhehe” They go hide and be quiet
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"Wait Delani, I’m tired!!" Cassi complains. "You guys got a nap and I didn't. I haven't slept in three days!!!"
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* o.o* “BUT WE R SCARED”
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“We won't hurt u!!!! If you behave, that is”
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They run even faster screaming for help even louder
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Cassi sighs and collapses. Alec catches her, takes her to Delani's and Links house, and puts her on Delani’s bed to sleep
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* :-o *
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Alec chases after Delani and Link. Cornering them on a cliff
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Link grabs deku leaf and they both fly off
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Alec jumps down showing off his super vamp strength and awesomeness.
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They slowly float down
To
The
Lake
They float with the deku leaf and pray that Alec doesn’t catch them. * o.o *
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Alec catches Delani and Link
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“Crap”
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"I told u two to behave. Now you pay the consequences" He takes them back to their home.
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They both start screaming
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Alec laughs
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“Oh noes. I really wish Cassi was here!"
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Alec laughs
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Link grabs shield and stands in front of Delani and glares at Alec like he shouldn’t hurt Delani
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Cassi wakes up and groggily walks to where they are standing.
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“CASSI HELP”
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"Huh? What? What's going on?"
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“Tsha! Hayah!” (That’s Link screaming
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"What did I miss?!?!?! How long was I out?”
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“Cassi!!! Help!”
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"Okay!! Alec, what are you up to?"
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Link and Delani crouch in fear
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"They refuse to behave so I’m going to punish them."“How" Cassi puts up sign to tell Delani and Link to hold on
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Link and Delani hug
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"A way that will keep them from crossing me again" Cassi sighs. "I can't stop u can I?" "No." She shrugs her shoulders and frowns apologetically at Delani. "Sorry I tried but he is like a thousand times stronger than me."
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“CASSI!!!!!”
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Cassi sits down by a wall and watches as Alec gets closer to the couple.
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*Link kisses Delani
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Alec grabs them each by the ear and drags them into separate corners where they stay for 10 hours
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Delani "Cassi imma haunt u when I’m a ghost” “OW MY POINTY EAR” every time Alec isn’t looking Link and Delani scoot closer
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Alec notices the movement, spanks them each twice, and moves them farther apart
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“Really Alec? That’s the best you got?” Link stands up, grabs Delani, and they sit in the corner together
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Alec hisses and locks Delani in an empty room and Link in another
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Delani shouts and screams and tries slipping threw the bars and finally gets through and Link does the same- "HAHA ALEC U CANT KEEP US APART” *xD * “HIT ME WITH UR BEST SHOT” *xD*
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Alec rises to full height and takes away both of their senses where they can't even feel each other
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Delani screams and they finally bump into each other “baha Alec!”
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Alec gives them their senses back and thinks for a moment. He takes Cassi and makes her hug Delani while he pulls Link away for a private conversation
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“Oh noes. Cassi I swear if he comes back as a vampire elf or with rabies again I’m going to light Alec on fire!”
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“I know, I know. HEY!! NO YOU WON’T!!”
DeeWolf
“Yesh” *-.-*
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Cassi sighs and hugs Delani, still tired.
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“WHERES LINK”
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“I don't know”
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Runs to where Alec and Link when
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Cassi grabs her and pulls her back to the house
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Growls at Cassi
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Alec returns with Link perfectly fine besides a bruised rump
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Hugs Link and gives Alec a mean look
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"Cassi is tired you two.... we can continue this tomorrow." Alec says as Cassi yawns.
DeeWolf
They all chill at hylian lake and they all fall asleep - exept for the vampire, duh-