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7 men invited to a chat by a company. They all begin their storys confused but their storys become very. GAY... Еще

the meme begins
eomma im coming home
innuendos
charlie puss
t a e k o o k

soft men

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i think the pictures broke from last chapter ok but sorry.

groupnames//:

jin: foodscrems

namjoon: Grammar

hoseok: hopey

yoongi: softbutbitter

taehyung: deepocean

jimin: slutdropper

jungkook: muscleman6969

____________________________________________________________________________________

6:30am


Grammar: Hello?

Grammar: Good morning?

Grammar: Isn't anyone up?

Grammar: Huh?

foodscrems: yes i'm up because of you thank you for being my personal alarm clock.

Grammar: You're welcome

foodscrems: that was sarcasm.

Grammar: Oh.

slutdropper: what the fuck.

foodscrems: language mr.

slutdropper: korean

foodscrems: what the fuck

slutdropper: language.

foodscrems: oh mygod.

slutdropper: namjoon why're u up so early?

Grammar: Isn't it natural to get up this early..?

slutdropper: no sleep in until 1pm.

Grammar: I'm going to work on some songs and then take a shower and gdsfdshhhhhhhhdfgdg

foodscrems: shit, what happend are you okay?

Grammar: Sorry I just hit my head on the door frame and tripped then broke a vase on my coffee table.

foodscrems: how do u manage that..?

slutdropper: lol god of destruction.

foodscrems: well now i'm up i might aswell start cleaning and stuff..

slutdropper: you sound like a domestic mom

foodscrems: i might aswell be your mom.

slutdropper: god of destruction is the dad then lol

Grammar: What..?

foodscrems: okay see you in a bit, i'm going to clean

slutdropper: okay see u s00n

Grammar: I'm cleaning this vase up then I guess.

11am.

softbutbitter: what the fuck did i wake up to

hopey: hello! how are you?

softbutbitter: fine i guess.

hopey: good :DDD!!

deepocean: gsdfsod mrodrtngg

softbutbitter: what type of disability does this one have?

hopey: hey, thats not nice >:(

softbutbitter: .

softbutbitter: sorry

deepocean: sorry i didnt have my contacts in, good morning my friends.

muscleman6969: good morning my one and only group of friends

hopey: thats sad ;*( u dont have other friends??

muscleman6969: no because i just moved to seoul

hopey: thats true me too ;*(

deepocean: we're all friends ok.

softbutbitter: i guess i dont mind but if you piss me off ill find where u live.

hopey: thats kinda hot.

muscleman6969: lol.

slutdropper: atm im walking down the street and theres this guy with blonde hair lol hes dragging this massive grand piano down the street.

slutdropper: he turned around and seems to be looking for something, woah why is he so eyecatching wtf.

softbutbitter: do u have pink hair by any chance?

slutdropper: lol yes why?

slutdropper: lol hes walking towards me.

softbutbitter: names min yoongi, nice to meet you

softbutbitter: the face he has right now is priceless, he dropped his phone and i think his screen broke..

hopey: wait guys where are you, i wanna meet up too.

softbutbitter: [LOCATION SENT]

hopey: oh i'm near you guys, omw.

1:00pm

hopey:


slutdropper: sorry i had to go home early and we didnt take any selcas together :(

muscleman6969: holy moly you're both so hot.

deepocean: you're hotter..

muscleman6969: no im not.

deepocean: yes you are

softbutbitter: get a room already damn.

hopey: you have a cute gummy smile now i look at it :*)

softbutbitter: you're quite cute yourself actually.

muscleman6969: gEt A roOM.

deepocean: lol :)

foodscrems: this is so soft wtf. this is why i want to hurry up and meet all of you


Grammar: Agreed, I'd love to meet you all.

Grammar: We should set up a date to meet and a place one time.

foodscrems: [LOCATION SENT] my house tomorrow at 1pm.

Grammar: That was fast.

Grammar: Wait can everyone make it?

deepocean: yes

hopey: yupyesyes

softbutbitter: i had plans but i can cancel.

muscleman6969: if tae is going im going lol

slutdropper: which ones tae? and yes i m good

deepocean: have u forgotten everyones real names already? its me.

slutdropper: when did you two get so close?

deepocean: yoongi told us to get a room so we private chatted.

slutdropper: no fair private chat me aswell.. ;(

muscleman6969: ok lets make a maknae group :D we can plan against the hyungs!

slutdropper: sounds good im always up for some mischief >:)))))

deepocean: lol

foodscrems: namjoon get the slipper ready.

Grammar: What why..?

foodscrems: whats it called when you kill a friend

Grammar: Wait, you're going to kill them?

foodscrems: homie-cide

Grammar: What..?

softbutbitter: what the fuck why did you make a dadjoke no god please...

Grammar: That was actually pretty funny..

slutdropper: i cant breathe help, im dying that was hilarious.

softbutbitter: end me

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