Aries: kisses back then acts like nothing happened
Taurus: doesn't care
Gemini: call Libra to kill them ha! I will defend you my little potatos
Cancer: punches them in the face
Leo: kisses back and those two end up dating Jesus, he must have loved the kiss
Virgo: slaps them then runs away don't worry Virgo. I will kill him for you
Libra: freezes for 0.2 second, pushes him off the stabs him.
Scorpio: he never even got close because you got distracted by food
Sagittarius: summons demons to kill him has sag, u is savage
Capricorn: tells slenderman and gets him grounded
Aquarius: pushes him off cliff
Pisces: makes a war out of it and kills like 600000000000 people I will fight for you Pisces.