( lucas )
( funny )
lucas was the wingman for his best friends. he was always somewhere giving mike advice about el, dustin pointers on how to flirt, and explaining to will that being single is fine. flirting with you, on the other hand, was something he wasn't that good at. anytime he attempted to crack a joke he'd stutter. you found it cute but he hated himself for it. the wingman's wings suddenly were clipped.
" my love for you
is like diarrhea,
i just can't hold it in...
ah shit wait! "