The Beatles Book : 103

By ohmyluck

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The 3rd edition to the 'the Beatle book : 101-102' Upgraded, with even funnier content! More

〰 Intro 〰
Play at my funeral!!
Mock macca
Abbey road
Aliens??
Don't do your homework
When I was 23..
Eatles™
"Ringo is my bae"
Lucy!!
H-E-L-P!
...of October?
"GoD's GiFt To WoMen"
Geniuses
Super artsy & philosiphical!!
Safely-beds
Baby-faced
Happy John-day!
Precious
Which beatle?
Death glare
What were they thinking??
Share a c0ke..
Macca's concert
Like father?
I want to ride my bicyle
Oh-la-la
Fun-ee jÄwn
Beatle bob?
Cockney!!
100/10
Smiles for John
Factuals first
Cinq is french for 5
'Wonderful drummer of theirs'
Surpise surprise
Style or what?
Peeping thomas
Diss tracks?!
"Fuck me!"
In remembrance
Art of the impeccable!
"My name's Eric"
Beatle-full day
Wondeful wondeful
37 years ago
Part 1 of a problem
Peace a cake
The aftermath
Toppermost of the poppermost
The three little doggos
I've waited an eternity
Ratings
Kissy kissy
Tea on a staircase
Merry christmas!
Feliz navidad
MBE
Right on the lips
All the tea in china..
2018
Funny or just sad?
Ain't written no poetry!
L'oréal
Call the police!
Yer blues
Another beatlemaniac in the making...
Chokers
"We'll see him in court"
News..
Johns caps
God doesn't make them like that anymore
Peace & love xox
Rawr
Help!
Tra-la-la..
What does she really mean?
The power of george
Whoops
Ouija board
Dance your bums off
Self promo
No offence to the other guy..
The mirrored beatles
Get off you nit!
V-day
Celebrity crush
Gifs
HOPPY BIRDY
Mr.nose?
A lie
The McCartney curse
My poor soul
Mothers day
Beatles more popular?
Fangirl!
They didn't get him!
100th part!!
Johnny
Style 'icon'
Ya like the beatles?
Memory loss
What a starr!
Baby baby
Q?
Dream
A million reasons
Horse meat
Non required
Boys like...
He likes a man in drag
Essay
Reincarnation
Anthology picks
Adadada
New video!!
A cavern..
Funneeee
Attention
Mind-shattering
Screw ups!
Wonderful news
Mick jagger says it all!
Disgust!
Flowing like a river..
All smiles
Whooops
Thumbs up!!
Hoppy birdy
Karaoke time
6k
*MUST READ!!*
The birthday boy
Jelly
*MUST READ 2*
Something to make you laugh..
Which Beatle is the most...

Battle of the favourite beatle

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By ohmyluck

Hello everyone! Today I'll be discussing the topic on 'the Beatles and their partners'

No, I won't be bashing on them *cough* yoko *cough* heather *cough*

But, I'll be telling you a story on how the girls' favourite Beatle wasn't the one they'd end up with. Interesting, hmm? (Or not, really)

First off, let's start with George Harrison!

Ah yes, with his quite what do I say, multi natured personality, that's why we came to love him!

If you didn't know, Jane Asher's favourite Beatle wasn't Paul, it was actually...GEORGE!

*BOOM* what a bomb!!

Yes, she described how he was handsome looking, and Jane, I do agree. So did Pattie, who was his ex-wife of course and well, Maureen I guess but we won't be talking about that.

Here's a collage of George pictures for you all to swoon over.

^^Dhani, is that you?!!

Moving on..

Some of you might now this fact (as I have mentioned it several times in my other books because of how hilarious it is)

You'd all think that Paul, being the cute Beatle would've been Linda McCartney's favourite, right?

Well, nope that's not the case!

Her favourite was actually...JOHN!

But John didn't pay much attention to her when Linda first met the Beatles so..Paul came along!

And we were graced by the McCartney nest!

Therefore, Ringo and Paul aren't included on this list because they weren't 'favourites' but that's okay because we love them!

SCORE TALLY

GEORGE: 3 pts
JOHN: 1 pts
PAUL: 0 pts
RINGO: o pts

The winner is...George!!

(Note: this isn't to be taken seriously AT ALL, I've done this after finishing my homework so that's that)

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