~All Aboard!~
Welcome aboard to the Lunatic Thought Train! I will be your conductor for this evening- and the rest of the time this book shall be edited- so hello! My name is Shilpi and I would like to personally welcome you to the Lunatic Thought Train, otherwise known as the 'train that will never stop, no matter how much you want it to!'
However, I would like to point out a few things. The express will not be held responsible for the following:
-loss of sanity (or any remnants there of)
-changes of thoughts, attitudes, etc. towards life, ships, fandoms, and anything in general
-cringes, or groans at cringeyness
-loss of innocence (or any remnants there of)
-falling in love with book characters when they were hated, detested, or disliked at first
-cringeyness
-loss of common sense for unusual and useless factoids
-eyes burning from ugliness
-and whatever other junk you may find on this train!
So I warn you, if you would like to stay the way you are- and I am quite a heated debater when it comes to the topics listed- than you may want to jump out of the train before we go full speed ahead. If you will stay, wonderful! I do hope you do not become too tortured into insanity- that's what the crucio is for! Enjoy the rest of your ride
~Full speed ahead!~