one time i was facetiming my boyfriend and we decided to talk dirty to each other while he jerked off and me fingering myself. well at the end he was like "lick your fingers for me baby"... and thank god i had my eyes open because my fingers were literally 2 seconds away from my face and they had fucking blood on it!! he saw it and he was just like "um babe whats that" and i just hung up on him.
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ok idk how to feel about that