Me: Mom there is this teacher named ms.therman at my school and I think she hates me..
Mom: that's ok, she just doesn't understand you.
Me: she's really mean to me, she always glares at me when I'm walking trough the hallway.
Mom: well remember, kill them with kindness!
Me: can I name a baseball bat kindness?
Mom: *smiles playfully and walks out my room*