THE FUNERAL PLANNER

By LynnIsenberg

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Madison Banks has brilliant ideas and an Ivy League degree in Entrepreneurial Studies to go with them. But n... More

THE FUNERAL PLANNER: Table of Contents & Author Bio
Chapter One: Reflections of a Failed but Still Determined Entrepreneur
Chapter Two: Missions and Visions - The Genesis of an Entrepreneurial Idea
Chapter Three: Market Strategy - Lights Out Meets the Funeral Industry
Chapter Four: Executive Summary - The Plan for Lights Out Enterprises
Chapter Five: Rollout Strategy - Putting Reality to the Test
Chapter Six: Financial Strategy - The Venture Capitalist Reprise
Intermission: A Special Thank You to the Supporters
Chapter Seven Part 1: Operational Strategy - A Power Surge for Lights Out
Chapter Seven Part 2: Operational Strategy - A Power Surge for Lights Out
Chapter Eight Part 1: Competitive Landscape - History Repeats Itself
Chapter Eight Part 2: Competitive Landscape - History Repeats Itself
Chapter 9 Part 1: Critical Success Factors - Diving into Grief
Chapter 9 Part 2: Critical Success Factors - Diving into Grief
Chapter 9 Part 3: Critical Success Factors - Diving into Grief
Chapter 10 Part 1: Organizational Strategy - The Resurrection of Lights Out
Chapter 10 Part 2: Organizational Strategy - The Resurrection of Lights Out
Chapter 10 Part 3: Organizational Strategy - The Resurrection of Lights Out
Chapter 11 Part 1: Risk & Mitigation - The Stakes Keep Rising
Chapter 11 Part 2: Risk & Mitigation - The Stakes Keep Rising
Chapter 11 Part 3: Risk & Mitigation - The Stakes Keep Rising
Chapter 12 Part 1 Finale: Playing Maddy's Results - The Pièce de Résistance
Chapter 12 Part 2 Finale: Playing Maddy's Results - The Pièce de Résistance
Chapter 12 Part 3: Finale: Playing Maddy's Results-The Pièce de Résistance
Epilogue: Everyone's Exit Strategy
The Clark Lake Story - a featured location in the novel
Perks & Info
Post Chapter News V.1
Post Chapter News V.3: After the Epilogue - What's Under the Rock
Post Chapter News V.4: You Can't Be Creative Without a Good Night's Rest!
Intermission: Tara's Obit - A True Friend
Intermission: Uncle Sam's Obit - The Best Uncle in the world

Post Chapter News V.2

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By LynnIsenberg

Post Chapter News V.2

Dear Readers & Fans of Maddy Banks, Eve Gardner and Sierra D’Asanti in the philosophical rom-com The Funeral Planner

Mother’s Day is fast approaching!  Here’s what our trio of event planners in dark clothes has to say about it and what they recommend in honoring our mothers on Mother’s Day with a 10% Promo Code FUNERALPLANNER at www.1800Flowers.com

Eve Gardner: Okay, I just want to say that 1800Flowers.com rules. Why?  Because first of all, they are global, which means you can order them from anywhere in the world! Second, they have this awesome basket I order every year to bless my mother with the memory of… me. Okay, torture might be a better word.  See, it works like this.  I order the Cherry Blossom Spa Scented Gift Basket for her on Mother’s Day. She gets a thrill out of the fact that I even remembered, and she loves the way it smells. Who doesn’t love the scent of cherry blossoms? And when it’s associated with me, well, that’s even better. Plus, all those blessed spa goodies inside the basket lasts a year… which happens to coincide with my visits throughout the year… at which point, I get to partake in the use of all those delicious lotions and potions… so everyone’s happy.  It’s a win-win!  So, in conclusion, my personal choice, as in Eve’s Choice… is the Cherry Blossom Spa Scented Gift Basket with the 10% off promo code of FUNERALPLANNER http://ww11.1800flowers.com/product.do?baseCode=93785&cm_cid=fagf 

Sierra D’Asanti: I share the gift of earthly scents with my mother every Mother’s Day. It’s a tradition. She knows they’re coming. I know she knows they’re coming. It’s a joyful ritual now for flowers are a reminder that all things in life are ethereal. But the annual ritual itself of honoring my mother with a gift to remember that all things are ethereal is as concrete as the love and respect we share for one another.  My personal favorite is the Exotic Breeze Orchids at http://ww11.1800flowers.com/product.do?baseCode=105906&dataset=10373&cm_cid=d10373 with 10% off using FUNERALPLANNER.

Maddy Banks:  Okay, so I’m a funeral planner. I didn’t wake up one morning and say, “Gee, I think I want to be a funeral planner.”  It just sort of fell into my lap when my bestfriend Tara Pintock died (see Chapter 1).  She deserved better… including lots of sunflowers because she had a thing for them.  And that’s how Lights Out Enterprises was born.  So now helping define a life when it’s end has come, has become the definition of my own life.  They (whoever they are) say that our gifts heal our wounds.  And it truly is a gift to heal the hearts of the living, because the byproduct of healing the hearts of others is that in the process, I heal my own. However, that doesn’t mean I’m good at death, even the death that eventually occurs when a flower reaches the end of its short life.  Too short!  I’m all for the ritual of flower gift-giving but I like things to last.  Face it, it’s a better value deal.  And I still struggle with grief so my personal recommendation for Mother’s Day is the uh, perennial type of flower, as in the ones that never die.  So for those of us who are letting-go-challenged I recommend the Waterford Glass Rose because you can have it a vase forever. (see:  http://ww11.1800flowers.com/product.do?baseCode=97712&cm_cid=fagf with 10% off using FUNERALPLANNER.

Happy Mother’s Day around the world!!!

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