A large family were going to have Thanks Giving dinner togther.
The two grandma's of the family were sick of people eating the pudding the night before, so they hatched a plan.
They put BB Gun pellets in the pudding so they could see who ate it.
The next morning, Little Tommy came down from his room and said "Grannie, Grannie, there were BBGun pellets in my pee pee last night."
Then Little Sally came down and said "Grandma, there was BB Gun pellets in my pee last night."
Then Big Shaun came down yelling "Help! Help! I just shot my girlfriend in the mouth. She went down fine but came up with a hole going right through her tongue and out the side of her mouth!"