*Hermione reads a book on the bed*
Draco : Love, do you want to sleep?
Hermione : Ssshhhh....
Draco : Do you want to have a new baby? *battingeyelashes*
Hermione :Ssshhhh...
Draco : Do you want ice cream?
Hermione : Ssshhhh...
Draco : * I don't know whether I married Madam Pince or Basilisk*
P.S.
Madam Pince = Librarian at Hogwarts