garden cracks • shiratorizawa

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When Tendou accidentally adds Ushijima into his messenger chat with Semi, things take an entirely different t... More

episode 01.
episode 02.
episode 03.
episode 04.
episode 05.
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episode 08.
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06:02am

Goshiki: Hello hello


Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...


Yamagata: Hello hello

Ushijima: Hello.

Goshiki: !!! Ushijima-san, you just broke the song TwwT

Yamagata: lmfao


Kenjirou Shirabu ; Active now


Shirabu: Good morning

Ushijima: I thought we were greeting each other

Ushijima: Good morning to you too, Shirabu.

Yamagata: Lol what even

Goshiki: Ushijima san !! You need proper educating !


Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...


Shirabu: Calm down, coconut boy

Yamagata: Guess who else is a coconut boy (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Tendou: Wink wonk  (͡°  ͜ʖ ͡°)


Kenjirou Shirabu has sent an annoyed sticker!


Ushijima: Educating? Isn't this why I am studying here in this school?


Eita Semi ; Active now


Semi: .... What did I wake up to


Ushijima Wakatoshi has shared a link to 'The INVINCIBLE Coconut Boy'! Tap to open in new tab!


Ushijima: Is this the coconut boy you were talking about, Yamagata?

Goshiki: ?????????????

Semi: What the fuck

Semi: I'm leaving

Yamagata: lmfao Semi-san, just admit you want to hurry and go to the cafeteria to see your girlfriend huhuhu


Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...


Semi: I'll say this once, so you better listen.

Semi: Leave her out of this groupchat

Shirabu: Lol Semi-san always gets mad when anyone mentions her here


Eita Semi has sent a pissed sticker!


Goshiki: Semi-san has a really nice girlfriend!! She once gave me cookies after a practice match!!

Tendou: I remember that day! Eita-kun looked like he would punch you lol


Satori Tendou has sent a grinning sticker!


Semi: Satori, fuck off

Ushijima: Eita has a girlfriend?

Goshiki: ...

Tendou: ...

Yamagata: ...

Semi: ...

Ushijima: ...

Tendou: Um, Wakatoshi-kun, why did you join and do that too...

Ushijima: Because everyone else was doing it too

Yamagata: Lmfao best groupchat

Goshiki: !!!

Goshiki: Ushijima-san, how can you not tell?? Everyone in the volleyball team knows that Semi-san is the only one here who has a girlfriend!


Satori Tendou has sent a coughing sticker!


Goshiki: ... OH

Goshiki: OH AND TENDOU-SAN TOO!

Goshiki: It was recent so I forgot!

Tendou: Hihihi  OvO

Ushijima: Interesting


Ohira Reon: Active now


Ushijima: So I guess this means the rest of us are homos, like Yamagata mentioned?

Shirabu: ... what...

Reon: Did he just admit that he's a homo too..?

Yamagata: lmfao

Yamagata: See, Semi-san. You just needed to bring your kanojo-san to the conversation, and now we know that Ushijima-san is gay! > w <

Semi: How dare you call her kanojo-san

Semi: I hate all of you


Eita Semi has logged off


Tendou: Woops


Taichi Kawanishi ; Active now


Kawanishi: I was not involved with this conversation but I just came to say that I hate all of you too.


Taichi Kawanishi has logged off


Tendou: Ouchies

Ushijima: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Shirabu: ... Ushijima-san... why...

Ushijima: Why what?

Yamagata: LMAO WHY HE ASKS

Ushijima: That reminds me

Ushijima: Goshiki

Goshiki: Yes?

Ushijima: I came up with a good name for Shirabu.

Shirabu: Why...

Goshiki: What is it? 

Ushijima: Shirableach

Shirabu: ...

Ushijima: I saw a bottle of bleach in the laundromat the other day and thought of it

Goshiki: !!! I'm still better at this! 

Goshiki: What does Shirabu-san say when he's scared?

Goshiki: Shiraboo!  (●っゝω・)っ~

Tendou: That deserves a big reward, Tsutomu!

Goshiki: Really?


Tsutomu Goshiki has sent an excited sticker!


Goshiki: What do I get? ('・ω・`)

Tendou: You get a

Tendou: Shirabigbooty

Tendou:  (͡°    ͜ʖ    ͡°)

Goshiki: WAh I thought you were serious ,_,


Wakatoshi Ushijima is typing...


Tendou: I got a better one !!

Tendou: What does Shirabu say after a *cough cough* heavy workout?

Tendou: 'I got Shirabanged'.

Tendou:  (͡°      ͜ʖ    ͡°)


Kenjirou Shirabu has left the group chat

Kenjirou Shirabu has been added to the group by Taichi Kawanishi


Kawanishi: I exist to ruin your life, Shirabuffalo

Yamagata: Lmfao someone please edit Shirabu's face to a buffalo I'll even pay for it

Ushijima: Tendou, why are your  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) faces so wide?

Yamagata: LMAO he said 'wide' I'm wheezing

Tendou: Um

Tendou: I put spaces... between the eyes?

Ushijima: Oh

Ushijima:  (͡°        ͜ʖ       ͡°)

Ushijima: Oh

Ushijima: This is funny

Ushijima:   (͡°              ͜ʖ                   ͡°)

Kawanishi: Lmao Ushijima-san likes it wide

Ushijima: Indeed, wide is more fun

Yamagata: LMAO SEMI-SAN WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU HAHAHA

Ushijima:  (͡°                                    ͜ʖ ͡               °)

Ushijima: Oh

Ushijima: I put the space in the wrong place but that seems nice

Ushijima:  (͡   °   ͜   ʖ ͡   °)

Tendou: Wakatoshi-kun...

Ushijima:  (͡            °           ͜                ʖ    ͡                            °)

Shirabu: What are you doing

Ushijima:  (͡°                                   ͜                                         ͡°)


Kenjirou Shirabu, Tsutomu Goshiki and 2 others have muted the chat


Ushijima:  (°                                  ͜    ʖ                                     °)

Seen by Goshiki, Tendou, and 3 others 07.45am.

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a/n; lmao i always have so much fun writing for shiratorizawa fjsgrg guess who tandou and semi's girlfriends are wINK wOnk ;))))

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