Tessa Brooks
Who's making you starve?
Jake Paul
My manager
Tessa Brooks
LET ME SPEAK TO UR MANAGER
CUZ BITCH YOU AIN'T FAT
UR THICC. UR SLIM THICK
WITH A CUTE ASS
Jake Paul
This is why I love you
Tessa Brooks
I know right. I love me too
Tessa Brooks
But on a serious note.
YOU BETTER TELL YO BITCH OF A MANAGER TO
GET GLASSES BECAUSE UR FULL OF
MAC N' CHEESE MUSCLE
ITS CALLED GAINZZZZ
GAINZZZ BOYYYYY
Jake Paul
lmao, thank you Tessa
Tessa Brooks
For what. I should be thanking you.
You brought happiness to my life.
Jake Paul
Aww, but thank you for always being here for me and
for sharing all your go-gurts, pizza rolls, and mac n' cheese with me.
I also owe you half of my career to you.
You inspired me to actually do stuff other than watch
babies throwing up.
Tessa Brooks
You're welcome, but you're the one who ate all
my pizza rolls? HOW DARE YOU.
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU AND IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
I'M STILL LIVING IN THIS SHITTY HOUSE.
Jake Paul
I just wanted to say one more thing before I go offline..
I love you, more as just friends.
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Jake Paul
I'm sowwy, I'll bring some bags of pizza rolls
to ur house