THE FUNERAL PLANNER

By LynnIsenberg

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Madison Banks has brilliant ideas and an Ivy League degree in Entrepreneurial Studies to go with them. But n... More

THE FUNERAL PLANNER: Table of Contents & Author Bio
Chapter One: Reflections of a Failed but Still Determined Entrepreneur
Chapter Two: Missions and Visions - The Genesis of an Entrepreneurial Idea
Chapter Three: Market Strategy - Lights Out Meets the Funeral Industry
Chapter Four: Executive Summary - The Plan for Lights Out Enterprises
Chapter Five: Rollout Strategy - Putting Reality to the Test
Chapter Six: Financial Strategy - The Venture Capitalist Reprise
Intermission: A Special Thank You to the Supporters
Chapter Seven Part 1: Operational Strategy - A Power Surge for Lights Out
Chapter Seven Part 2: Operational Strategy - A Power Surge for Lights Out
Chapter Eight Part 1: Competitive Landscape - History Repeats Itself
Chapter Eight Part 2: Competitive Landscape - History Repeats Itself
Chapter 9 Part 1: Critical Success Factors - Diving into Grief
Chapter 9 Part 2: Critical Success Factors - Diving into Grief
Chapter 9 Part 3: Critical Success Factors - Diving into Grief
Chapter 10 Part 1: Organizational Strategy - The Resurrection of Lights Out
Chapter 10 Part 2: Organizational Strategy - The Resurrection of Lights Out
Chapter 10 Part 3: Organizational Strategy - The Resurrection of Lights Out
Chapter 11 Part 1: Risk & Mitigation - The Stakes Keep Rising
Chapter 11 Part 2: Risk & Mitigation - The Stakes Keep Rising
Chapter 11 Part 3: Risk & Mitigation - The Stakes Keep Rising
Chapter 12 Part 1 Finale: Playing Maddy's Results - The Pièce de Résistance
Chapter 12 Part 2 Finale: Playing Maddy's Results - The Pièce de Résistance
Chapter 12 Part 3: Finale: Playing Maddy's Results-The Pièce de Résistance
Epilogue: Everyone's Exit Strategy
The Clark Lake Story - a featured location in the novel
Perks & Info
Post Chapter News V.2
Post Chapter News V.3: After the Epilogue - What's Under the Rock
Post Chapter News V.4: You Can't Be Creative Without a Good Night's Rest!
Intermission: Tara's Obit - A True Friend
Intermission: Uncle Sam's Obit - The Best Uncle in the world

Post Chapter News V.1

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By LynnIsenberg

Post Chapter News V.1

What do you do when you’re looking for a place to rest pre-boarding and you see some cozy steps away from the crowd save for one young man sitting on the steps talking on his cell phone?  Well, you sit.  And you eat your breakfast.  All is great save for the conversation in your ear coming from the young man.  But you’re a writer so you get curious when you hear certain pieces of dialogue and you wonder, is he an Austin-based musician?  Then suddenly, a man stops to talk to the man sitting next to you and the man blushes. They chat for a few minutes.  Then another man stops and does the same thing, gushing over the guy sitting to your right with his backpack in the middle of you and him.  Then, a beautiful blonde girl approaches, with a big-time blush.  “Are you… Taylor… ?”  You miss the last name.  But obviously this guy is a really important dude.  “Can I have a picture of you and me together?” asks the blushing blonde.  “Sure,” he says, ever so politely.  The other guy, who works in tech, takes the shot and the blonde moves on to catch her flight with her pixilated moment in hand.  That’s it. I jump up.  “Okay, I don’t know who you are, but can I have a picture, too?” I ask.  “Sure,” he says with a smile.  “So… who are you?” I venture.  “Taylor Kitsch,” he replies with a softness in his eye and a gentle smile.  We chat for awhile, sharing some Hollywood experiences in common, i.e., his new agency is my alma mater, where I first began my career.  I discover he’s been in Friday Night Lights and Lone Star Survivor and now the upcoming HBO film, The Normal Heart… with Julia Roberts, who I was supposed to meet in a limo during the production of Mystic Pizza, when I was dating her then accountant who invited me to NYC to hang out with this new actress named Julia Roberts.  Years later though, I got to meet the producer of Mystic Pizza and work on a film with him… then later again, I got to meet the director of Mystic Pizza and work with him on what you’ve been reading here right now, The Funeral Planner.  Alas, perhaps one day, this writer will meet Julia Roberts in a conflagration of delayed time warps and 1 degree of separation among a dozen people, including Taylor Kitsch.  Meanwhile, Taylor and I swap a few words, a grin or two, and a thousand pixels to remember the moment by on my mobile phone.  And for the heck of it, I add to the Cast List of TFP on Wattpad/LynnIsenberg, Taylor Kitsch as Derek Rogers.

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