DEH Oneshots/drabbles/shitpos...

By foblvr

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Requests open! Comment or pm me. Lots of triggers because I'm an a n g s t y t e e n. Later losers. More

Kind of/ Kind of not DEH fourth wall breaking ft @theinsanelycoolMS
Life In Color~Kleinsen
School Shooter Chic (not a ship but kind of treebros ???)
What The Acutal Fuck? (Kleinsen angst and fluff)
It's Not Heroin. It's Insulin, Idiot. (Treebros)
A thing to think about
DKA Is a Bitch. I'd Know (Treebros)
Choke (Treebros Angst-ish)
Upvoted (Treebros) (drabble)
Suddenly Jared (Kleinsen Little Shop AU)
A/N (THIS NEEDS TO GO VIRAL)
DEH challenge ((30 days in one))
I jut gotta say a thing
Fire (Not a ship but Badass Heidi Hansen and lowkey treebros)
Thankful (Treebros) (drabble)
Stay Alive (Kleinsen)
Sorry (Treebros )
Ive been tagged by a lil bitch @theinsanelycoolMS
The Boy With The Oil Slick Wings (Treebros)
Think Of Me (Kleinsen) (Requested)
It's Not Christmas Without You (Treebros) (I promise its fluff)
Baby (Treebros) (Requested)
A/N funny story
A/N im still garbage
DEH characters as things ive heard around school because i cant fucking sleep
Headcanons
Merry chrysler
A/N: I've Challenged Michael to a Duel
Prompt 1-Abusive Parents: Wings (Kleinsen)
Prompt 2-Suicide Attempt: 16 hours (Treebros)
The Tenor (Galaxy Girls/Zolana)
Prompt 3-Fight: The Eighth Wonder (Treebros)
Prompt 3-Fight: The Eighth Wonder (Treebros)
Michael tagged me again
The Boy(s) With The Oil Slick Wings (treebros) (Part deux)
Adam (Kleinsen)
Breathless (Treebros)
Prompt 4-Mental Disorder: You Have To Eat. (Treebros)
Stupidity (Treebros) (part deux)
Prompt 5-Murder: Nine Agonizing Seconds (Treebros)
Ice (Treebros)
The Odds (Murphy Siblings)
Together (Murphy Siblings) [2]
A/N: I'm S H O O K
12,100 Feet (Different Murphy Siblings)
Dirty (Zoe Murphy)
Bloodfall (Zared)
Pins And Needles (Heidi Hansen)
Happiness
Private Prom and Parenting (Zared)
Don't hate me but i saw DEH last night
Viral (Treebros)
Go With You (Murphys)
Choices (Kleinsen)
Sunshine (Conman)
Nothing. (A Prize For a Friend On Amino)
Cough (Conman)
11:33 (Conlana)
Sox (Conman)
wwiii au
Chepskate (Jared angst)
a/n (roleplay requests; open)
instincts (treebros)
hey guys! (requests open!!) (+ current face reveal)
ben platt edit dump

Ben Platt is why i feel worthless and so powerful at the same time pls assist

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By foblvr

Okay my dudes.

I don't know what the fuck a Drabble is hold on.

Well this isn't a Drabble.

Think of it as an authors note but it still has to do with DEH or more like Ben Platt.

So I feel like shit lmao.

So I was in the car today and my voice is gone so I couldn't sing over you will be found (turns out my mom is Platt trash #1) and we were just listening to all the things Ben Platt has done and we ended up listening to the pitch perfect version of Magic by B.O.B (to which I cried)

And I was thinking of how young Ben Platt is.

I mean he's only a year older than my brother, and like 9 years older than me (his birthday is four days after mine rip I'm fifteen)

Also can we laugh at Schiff for a moment I've never heard that.

Anyway here's where it gets interesting.

So I figured I'd do a little math.

//straightens calculator//

Pitch perfect came out four days after he turned nineteen.

NINE FUCKING TEEN

Which means they probably did most of the recording and filming when he was seventeen-eighteen.

He probably landed the role at seventeen.

If you know me you know that my dream is to be on broadway and I plan to go to college at Juilliard and end up getting a degree in musical theatre.

Sorry I'm listening to Aaron Burr, Sir and like I relate Alex I'm sorry.

BUT THE THING IS HE WAS SO SUCCESSFUL AT SUCH A YOUNG AGE I'm sorry for that outburst.

Pardon.

But anyway I'm feelin' pretty useless because I am missing half of my rehearsals (and I know that's bad but I've had a lot of health issues lately) and I really just want to focus on what I want and I want to ask him how he did it.

I'll never be in his place.

I am in no way as gifted as he is. Most musicians never even think about it until they are one. I just want to help people with music and do what I want and with the way things are going right now I'm gonna end up on the streets feeding thirty two stray cats not caring about my health because the cats are all I have left and I'll be depressed and across the street from broadway eating stray bags of burnt popcorn in the middle of New York because I'm not talented enough for that shit.

Anyway yeah Ben Platt probably landed his first (idk) major role at seventeen.

I got two years.

Let's fuckin go.

I love you my Carcrashovercastyoungbloods
-Emily aka foblvr

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