liam dunBITCH @dunbars
Anyways... my life is officially ruined thx Julie
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corey ❤️ @coreybryant
Someone is salty about their partner...
mason hewitt @masehew
text me if you need to rant
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MASE BABY
U okay bud?
YOU
I literally hate Theo sm
YOU
He's such a DICK
MASE BABY
What even happened?
I saw you two getting into
it today and I'm so confused
YOU
We couldn't even agree
on a name for this fuckin
plastic ass baby like are you
KIDSING ME
YOU
Julie looked like she was
ready to fail us right then
MASE BABY
:(((
MASE BABY
Sorry bub
MASE BABY
Maybe you guys can
just switch off days you
take care of it? Then you
don't actually have to spend
any time together?
YOU
Ughhhh maybe I'll try that
YOU
Thanks kid
—
YOU
How about you take
Iggy on odd days and I
do evens?
YOU
Sad to say but she seems
like she'd be better off
with "divorced" parents
THEO
Kind of against the
entire point of the
assignment, no?
YOU
I hope you're fucking joking
THEO
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
THEO
Maybe we do things
like we're supposed to
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