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Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humo...

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Funny Joke #51

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By angdeline

Sorry fellow readers for not updating so often. My computer was spoiled for some time.

Brunette: "I'll be the first Brunette to step on Mars!"

Ginger Hair Girl: "And I'll be the first Ginger girl to step on Venus!"

Blonde: "Well, I'll be the first blonde to step on the Sun!"

Brunette: "But... you'll burn!"

Blonde: "Don't be stupid, I'll go at night!"

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