PART ONE
" KIDS TABLE "
( MASE BABY, COREY OREY, EIGHT PACK ABS, HAYDEN 💩, and YOU )
YOU
Anyways Hayden you're the worst
HAYDEN 💩
Damn fuck you too then
COREY OREY
not that i'm disagreeing but
what are you mad about?
HAYDEN 💩
FUCK YOU TOO COREY
MASE BABY
Pls don't make me fight you
in Corey's honor Hayden.
MASE BABY
Bc I will not fight fair
YOU
Stop arguing
YOU
This is about me
YOU
You left our health class and now
I'm stuck with some rando as my
partner for this fucking baby project
EIGHT PACK ABS
I was gonna make an extremely
inappropriate joke but I'm gonna
refrain
EIGHT PACK ABS
How do u not know this kid?
It's October you've had a month
to learn who people r??
YOU
He's a transfer which means
there's something wrong with him
MASE BABY
First of all no one picked their
own partners so idk why you
thought Hayden being in the class would be of literally any help.
MASE BABY
Second of all, what's his name
again? I wanna stalk him
YOU
Theo Raeken
YOU
He already sounds like an ass
COREY OREY
are you seriously deciding his
personality based off of his name?
YOU
Okay but it's pretty accurate
YOU
Your name is all nice and cute
like you. Whereas Brett Talbot is
a douchey name, just like him
EIGHT PACK ABS
MASE BABY
The internet tells me that Theo
used to live in BH and moved away
COREY OREY
i love it when you stalk people through the internet
you emphasized "i love it when you stalk people through the internet"
MASE BABY
😘😘
HAYDEN 💩
I bet someone we know knows him
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" THE PACK "
( DAD SCOTT, COLESLAW STILINSKI, MALIA (DPO), KIRACHU, HAYDEN 💩, EIGHT PACK ABS, ZAC, LYDS, and YOU )
YOU
Do any of you know of a Theo
Raeken?
YOU
He's my partner in health
COLESLAW STILINSKI
oH HELL NO
COLESLAW STILINSKI
say it ain't so!
YOU
It's so
DAD SCOTT
Rip u
COLESLAW STILINSKI
he was the DEVIL
COLESLAW STILINSKI
verifiably a psychopath
LYDS
His sister is nice though
ZAC
Didn't he like,.. almost murder
her? Or something??
MALIA (DPO)
Relatable
KIRACHU
Are we 100% that actually
happened?
COLESLAW STILINSKI
you need to email your teacher
asap and get a new partner
COLESLAW STILINSKI
he's bad news & you don't need
that negative juju
YOU
Well alrighty then
an | I have to do a little set up before this is actually a semi humorous story whoops. also for those of you who didn't get it— 8 pack abs is brett talbot