I'm gonna start adding funny lines Mickey has once a week because I fucking love how sassy he is
1. Mickey- "I run a business."
Guy- "What kind of business?"
Mickey- "Hospitality."
Guy- "oh nice. What realm?"
Mickey- "I'm a pimp."
2. Mickey- "that what you think he is? Some twink?"
Guy- "he gave me blue balls."
Mickey- "did he?" *knees guy in the dick* "now they're black and blue balls"
Sorry I haven't gotten to these parts yet so when I put "guy" it's cause I don't know their name or they just didn't mention a name
3. Mickey- "MRS. PATEL! CAN YOU JERK YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND OFF ONCE AND A WHILE SO HE DOESN'T COME BACK TO MY RUB-AND-TUG! EVER AGAIN!"
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I'll probably start doing 3 of these a week