ok ok ok I'm in a mood rn and I'm craving dadvid so b a d fuck
This was gonna be a danvid thing but I decided to write that separate
hope you enjoy this you grain of salt.
David:
• ok lemme just say he would be the best dad
• he would also be a little overprotective
• he's there for you no matter what
• seriously you could be 70,000,000 miles away and he would be there in 0.1 seconds if you had a bad day
• he loves the shit out of you and does anything to prove that
• him taking you to the park all the time to try to get you to love nature as much as he does
• him telling you the crazy stuff the campers got into as bedtime stories
• you being the mini-co-counsler at Camp Campbell
• him overreacting if you hurt yourself
• "ARE YOU OK??? DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL WHATDOIDOWHEREISGWEN"
•"I'm ok Dad what the fuck"
• "L A N G U A G E"
• you curse around him all the time because you think his reaction is hilarious
• him not knowing how to punish you for it because he can't bring himself to ground you
• he always tucks you in at night no matter what
• even if you can put yourself to bed he needs to at least give you a good night kiss on the cheek
• he never wants you to grow up so you two can always be together
Daniel:
• CULTIST FATHER MODE ACTIVATE
• he doesn't know how to properly take care of you at first due to his,,,previous experiences with children
• "what the hell do I feed it help me Xeemuug"
• he probably buys a parenting book or some shit
• "children are disgusting"
• it got easier to take care of you when you got a little bit older
• he spoils the fuck out of you lemme tell ya
• "Daddy, can I have this?" "Sure, why not."
• he's actually a pretty cool dad
• him showing you all the different ways to sacrifice people
• him getting you into the whole cult thingy
• you surprisingly don't get scared of the drawings of demons and dead people
• he changes his ways slightly by not murdering children
• or performing sacrifices in front of you
• because your vulnerable eyes don't need to see that irl
• he loves you more than anything in his life
• P R O T E C T I O N
• if somebody was bullying you at school he would forget about the "no sacrificing children rule" and try to beat the lil shits ass
• (( you stopped him though dont worry ))
• but if the kid physically hurt you (or anyone else) thEY DEAD
• he probably tells you Xeemuug killed them (( you didn't believe that due to how mad he looked but you played along ))
• since you're the only person who says they love him and actually means it probably made him tear up
• "maybe kids aren't so bad after all..."
Max:
• him letting you do whatever you want lmao
• except get into his shit because that would just piss him off
• he tries to be the best parent he can be for you
• he doesn't want you to grow up like him
• he pays attention to whatever you have to say
• if you were sad INSTANT COMFORT
• he tries to make you feel loved and appreciated no matter what
• Neil and Nikki babysitting you
• Nikki becomes the Cool Aunt™
• Niel is just the generic uncle that tries to get you to play with him (™)
• (( sometimes David babysits *cough cough* ))
• "I swear, if you lose my fucking child David you're dead"
• takes you wherever you want to go
• he's afraid he isn't being a good father
• but as soon as you say "dada" he gets overexcited and tells everyone
• "HER FIRST WORD WAS DADA IM BETTER THAN EVERY FATHER IN THE FUCKING WORLD"
• he tries so hard to not curse around you but he can't help it
• your second word was fuck
• I dub him The Dad Who Tries™
• seriously he's kinda better than David
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oof sorry there was only 3 characters I'm lazy but like,
Nikki would be a great mom even though she loses you from time to time
Neil would be the nerdy ass dad who tries to get you into science n shit
Don't let Nurf have kids let him have puppies
Preston would probably encourage and praise the shit out of you because he wants you to be a great fucking actor like him
Harrison accidentally made you disappear whoops
hope ya liked this