{Golden Trio}
Hermione
SHIT IM TUTORING PANSY
Ron
Isn't that good?
Hermione
Yeah, well, I mean... Kind of.
Harry
Shut up Hermione you love her
Hermione
Do not!
Hermione
She does NOT like me back anyways.
Harry
Yeah she does
Ron
Yeah she does
Hermione
You two don't know that! She could be faking it or something!
Harry
She was talking to Draco about turning you Pansysexual. I overheard
Ron
Because YOURE in love with Draco.
Harry
I'm not, I swear. I was just walking past them.
Hermione
Okay, she likes me back. But I just told her I'm straight and that I wasn't interested in her. And she does not like me back, I told you!
Ron
I can prove she does by making her jealous. And Harry can also make Draco jealous (he thinks hes a fine piece of ass)
Hermione
How?
Ron
You and Harry pretend to date
Harry
That's brilliant, Ron!
Hermione
That might actually work.
Ron
Don't act so surprised.
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Hey guys sorry I've been dead but school is stressing me out