Joke Book

By ParvanieChetram

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Saying "LMAO"😂😂😂 Try not to "LYTO".....translation👉 "Laugh Your Teeth Out"😂 More

Coming Out
On Your Own
Basically
WTF
IDK
Picking up a book
TBH
Get Raid Of Your -X
Yo Daddy is so Bald
"Does It Only Come In Black?"
BABE WATCH
Paulie😪
LOL
Frenchman...smh
Elevator say...
Life with a Blonde Teenager
ForMother's Day: My Mom Thought Me...
Making Amends With The IRS
Hit And Run Case
Don't Mess With The Judge
The Dz One's
Hearing the Taste

The Dumbest Police Call in America

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By ParvanieChetram

From the police blotter, 
or, what a beat cop deals with 
every day:

• A deputy responded to a report 
of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes. 
It was the mail carrier.

• A woman said her son was 
attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.

• A resident said someone had 
entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered 
his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack.

• A man reported that a squirrel 
was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasn’t sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An 
officer responded, and as he drove on the street, he ran over the squirrel.

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