TEETH → KLAUS MIKAELSON. (DIS...

By fountainkingdom

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"i got blood on my shirt and i can't get it out." "uhm, wrong number? i hope." [soc... More

01|| blockt.
02|| khal drogo.
03|| egg head.
04|| CARMEN NO.
05|| bad vampire jokes.
06|| we dont like you.
07|| board game anger.
08|| supreme toaster.
09|| marriage denied.
10|| one v one.
11|| gucci shirt
12|| not a monster.
13|| beer pong & ryan gosling.
14|| inside jokes.
15|| meme king.
17|| nik jr.
18|| day of the dead.
19|| bad bitch.
20|| a hard no.
21|| grounded.
22|| insert evil laugh.
23|| try me hoe.
24|| bloody mary.
25|| #petty
26|| oh shid.
27|| girl gang.
28|| or what?
29|| damage control.

16|| stop trying to make fetch happen.

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lil elijah
carmen has ABANDONED US since klaus and im calling a meeting

hailz😻
ur so dramatic elijah

lil elijah
coming from the woman who's been checking her phone every two seconds because calm hasn't text her yet

not elijah
that's what happens when you're obsessed with
someone🤷🏼‍♂️

reby rebz😈
hayley is in love and elijah is bitter because it's not with him

carmen
wow im honoured to be this loved
but u ruined my nap so now i have to kill you. :))

lil elijah
OMG SHES ALIVE!!
why have you abandoned us for your new found friend carmen

carmen
he's more interesting than you elijah, that's your fault not mine🤷🏼‍♀️

not elijah
ouch, and i thought she was mean to me

davey😎
she's not mean to you. she just doesn't like you, babe.

not elijah
AND I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY

carmen

not elijah

lil elijah
you have no feelings, like at all kol.

carmen
SPECIAL DELIVERY

[carmen has added niklaus🔥 to the group chat]

hailz😻
OH GOD WHY!! too many mikaelsons!! TOO MANy egos!!

niklaus🔥
i see now why you and elijah are together. so very dramatic.

not elijah
and i see why you and carmen are...???what

carmen
SO VERY SLY KOL!! how have u not been killed a thousand times already:))

niklaus🔥
he has a couple of hundred. his mouth cashes a lot of checks his ass can't handle.

hailz😻
and klaus did at least 96 of them so obviously he's a very stable man

niklaus🔥
i have anger issues. what can u do. 🤷🏼‍♀️

davey😎
see a therapist.

niklaus🔥
see your way to the door, GOODBYE.
everyone's so mean to me except carmen. this is why i kill you all of the time.

carmen

niklaus🔥
ur inspirational moving pictures keep me going. thank you. 😥

reby rebz😈
did he just call them moving pictures
take him out of the chat right now!!!

niklaus🔥

carmen
despite the fact u called them moving pictures, i am so proud of u. i feel like a mother!! but not a regular mom, a cool mom. 🙂

not elijah
you're more like the drunk aunt that shows up at christmas with a bottle of vodka, wearing a fur coat that ruins the day because your ex husband shows up with his new wife and you can't handle your drink.

niklaus🔥
we're not getting divorced when we marry so that's untrue.

lil elijah
you need my blessing and you don't have it until you tell me who really drank my champagne.

carmen
oh. that was me.
🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

lil elijah
you're banned from my house and im taking you off my best friends list on snapchat. i hope you're happy.

carmen

hailz😻
THANK U ALL CUS NOW I HAVE TO WATCH MEAN GIRLS FUCK U BITCHES

carmen

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