"wot shell i duuuu!" choiya cri as he walk arund his room like le sassi mafioso he waz
Diezi crsh thru le door
"u date me insted" he sei
Chuoya thro a shoe at his face "nu"
"wHY?!?!?¿¡?!¡?¿¡!" Diezai screm
"i luv them.....not u" choiua saied his eyes that were blu like - insert descriptive word here - were downcast
"then u must chooose chooya"
Coiya walked out of le room an lock te door with diezi still in ther coz why not
He look at wine-kun and hat-chan
"u must help me choose." he say. "and then, who evr prove they loaf meh mor shel win meh hert"
wine kun and hat chen glare at ech othr
"fineh" they bofh say "we accwpt ur challenge choiya"
Diezi pop out of le couch this tiem
"i accept two cuuya"
Choiua glare at bandage man "you cant even use te write too u piece of bred on le floor"
Daizi eyes go dark "then if i bred u become chuu-bird and e-"
"nO!!11!1!!1" chiya screm "fineh u can do le challenfe too"
To be continued