2 Weeks Later
Eryn Lamia Santana
"You want some funyons ?" Toodie asked handing the bag over to Rico
"No, you should've had the hot ones." She shook her head no
"Alright you ready ?" I asked Toodie grabbing the wheelchair
"Yeah, my hair look good ?" She looked up at me
"Yes bitch, you look fab." Rico said as we helped her in the chair
We rolled her out of the hospital room and down the hallway. We walked into the elevator and pressed the lobby floor.
"You know they say an elevator stops if—"
"Bitch. No." Toodie said
"Eryn I don't think you—"
I jumped three times and the elevator stopped.
"Eryn what the fuck !" Toodie yelled
"Oh calm down." I said as the elevator started going down again
"Damn bitch I hate you." Rico laughed
We got off the elevator and rolled Toodie out of the hospital. We got to my car and put Toodie in the back. I felt like being childish and buckled all the seatbelts on her.
"You are one of the most pettiest persons I ever met." She mugged me
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Now how the fuck you fold this shit." I looked at the wheelchair
"Damn I forgot too, the lady told us earlier." Rico said
"Excuse me !" I yelled at this one man who was walking by "Do you know how ta fold dis ?!"
"Moe." Rico laughed
"Eryn you so damn ghetto, lord jesus." Toodie said
"We need some damn help." I said as he walked over to us "Thank you for helping us."
"No problem ma'am." He said as he taught us how to fold it
We put it in my trunk and thanked the man again. We drove over to her mama house where she was waiting outside for us.
"Oooh baby your waves still popping." Ma said as she walked over to the backseat
"Can you carry me mommy ?" Toodie frowned
"Girl hell fuck no, you better get in that wheelchair." She said once I popped the trunk
"Mama pleaaaaaase."
"Once again—"
"Hell fuck no." Mya bad ass said from behind her
"Watch your damn mouth." Auntie popped her
"Ma, did you cook ?" I asked her
"Not for your fat ass, where my grandson ?"
"With my daddy, he said he teaching him how to live the Zoe life."
"You need to get your child." She said helping Toodie in the wheelchair
"Nah, we need all the Haitians we can get." I flipped my hair
"Your hair looks cute E." Toodie said as I rolled her towards the front door
"I know, I told my hairdresser just like I told these bitches niggas." I said "Lay me but don't burn me."
"Bitch oh my god." Toodie said before she started laughing "You are out of fucking control."
"Nah, I'm gucci."
We got her settled inside the house and Auntie thought it would be a good idea to give her a bell. Ion know why cause we ain't no motherfucking maids to her ass.
"I'll be back, I'm going to get Duece." I told her
"Ok, bring my son son back over here."
"I will, his ain't shit daddy had him yesterday." I grabbed my car keys
"You and Lil Harold still beefing ?" Rico asked
"Of course we are, so when we end up fighting please don't try and stop us."
I walked out of the house and drove over to my daddy house. He had one out in Blatlanta and back in Pompano, which reminds me I need to take a trip down there.
"Why you back so soon ?" He asked as soon as I walked inside
"Because I missed him." I grabbed Duece out of the swing "And Toodie wants to— why does he have a Haitian flag wrapped around his head ?"
"Cause he a Zoe, it's in his blood." He shrugged "How you and the sperm donor ?"
"I'm going to fight him." I told him
"I need to handle that ?" He asked
"No, I got it under control." I said
"Never would I imagine you with a child, you really grew up."
"I know, I thought I would be a stripper first."
"Excuse me ?"
"Sorry pops, its always been a dream to be a stripper holding a bag of ones."
"Eryn Lamia, get your ass out of here before I strangle you."
"Love you too dad." I smiled before grabbing Duece and his bag
"Tell my niece I said feel better." He said as he stood by the front door "Oh and your cousin coming in from Cali."
"You know I don't like them kids, they ugly and sickening."
"Stop acting like me and be nice."
"Why would ask me to stop acting like you ? That's like asking American Deli to stop selling wings or Harold to stop lying, it's impossible."
"Just go before you run my blood pressure up."
"Ain't nothing wrong with your blood pressure."
"Shut up girl."
I laughed before walking out of the house. I got Duece settled in his car seat and got in the drivers seat. I snapped a quick picture and posted it on Instagram.
Erynnn1k: Its me, the bitch who always has Haitians 🙂
SlimassToodie: Bitch bring Duece and some food
HotgirlNari: Hey Duece surrogate 🙂👋
Erynnn1k: Bye lil girl 😂 @HotgirlNari
5gbg_Tip: Wya ?
HMontannaa: Sis 😍😍❤️
Erynnn1k: Text me @5gbg_Tip
NolimitHerbo: You ain't never lie, I'm still traumatized from graduation 😭😭😭
Erynnn1k: Hey sis ❤️ @HMontannaa
SixkassTamia: Bae yo ass fine was crackin 💙
Erynnn1k: Shut up mf 😂😂 @NolimitHerbo
Youngnudy: I'm finna beat yo lil ass @SixkassTamia
HotgirlNari: She's high 😭😭 @Youngnudy
I exited off Instagram and went to youtube. I played the fast version of Young Thug Pass Me The Lighter getting hype, I swea' Florida music the best music.
This update was shitty, I just typed up something so this book won't be left out.