Note: This is me rambling and talking to the characters themselves about this so-called shipping war between CyNana, Harana, and CyLita.
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Me: do y'all know why i called you here?
Cyclops: obviously we don't
Nana: Don't be such a prick! It's just the beginning of the book, okay?
Harley: but-
Lolita: I think it's better if we just listen to the girl?
Me: yeah. don't fight here you frickin midgets :P anyways, have you all been checking out the internet?
Nana: Not really...
Lolita: I rarely check mine.
Cyclops: wait a minute are we gonna talk about-
Harley: Shipping amirite guys
Me: so at least 2 people know about what i'm talking about lol.
Harley: WAIT I WAS JUST JOK-
Cyclops: why are you making a big deal out of this?
Me: i'm making a big deal over it BECAUSE E X P L A I N *shows picture of Nana on top of Cyclops*
Nana: *blushes* I d-don't remember t-that...
Cyclops: wtf me neither??
Lolita : Oh my, you two are getting it on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Harley: Lolita that's a bad joke
Lolita: Yea I am aware
Cyclops: I'M 21 YEARS OLD I DO NOT APPROVE OF THAT IMAGE
Lolita: wait what
Harley: Oh so you're older than me by 2 years then
Nana: I'm the youngest out of all the midget in here apparently bc I'm 14
Lolita: And I'm the oldest because I'M 23
Me: I DO NOT APPROVE OF THE SHIP EITHER MAN
Harley: Why did Nana blush earlier tho?
Cyclops: oh god don't tell me you like me
Nana: *blushes harder* N-No!
Lolita: Yep she likes him~
Harley: *face scrunches up*
Me: alrighty kiddos that's enough whining because we got 3 more
Harley: But we're not ki-
Me: *shows a picture of Nana kissing Harley*
Nana: *covers face from all the blushing*
Harley: *stunned* W-What
Cyclops: harley, my dear, please explain
Harley: I have no explanation for that
Lolita: Nana are you okay?
Nana: *muffled* I'm okay!
Cyclops: can somebody blind me in the eye already
Nana: B-But that's your only eye?
Cyclops: E X A C T L Y
Lolita: I... I need some bleach...
Harley: I need to listen to Hamilton...
Nana: Wait where are all of you going?
Me: them? they're taking a break but we have 4 more to go so...
Nana: Oh... *sobs*
Me: hey kiddo don't be like that, they love you all but i guess they just don't like you that way? plus, they're adults but act like children
Nana: *wipes tears* O-Okay
Me: wanna have a kitkat while we wait?
Nana: Thank you!
-Later-
Cyclops: hey nana we got you a slurpee
Harley: Also, sorry we acted that way earlier
Lolita: It was an asshole move.
Nana: *smiles* Don't worry! I understand. Also, thank you! *takes slurpee and drinks it*
Me: okay let's get this over with, we have 4 more
Cyclops: f-four more!?
Harley: But I have college classes to go t-
Lolita: I'M A TOUGH GIRL I CAN HANDLE THIS BRING IT ON
Me: well if you say so *shows picture of Harley holding hands with Lolita*
Lolita: *stares*
Harley: Lolita is ny best friend but I really don't see her that way
Lolita: Exactly
Cyclops: hmm it kinda makes sense tho...
Nana: I know right???
Harley: No it doesn't... Cyc please don't tell me you ship it...
Cyclops: heh, slightly
Lolita: I really don't want to see this anymore, can we please move on?
Nana: Oh, sorry Lolita we made you uncomfortable.
Lolita: Nah it's alright
Me: that's fine by me. now let's NJove on *shows picture of Cyclops and Harley holding Nana's hands*
Cyclops: ...i call dibs on the gun
Harley: I'll have the rope then
Lolita: Sleeping pills for me!
Nana: This is just showing how much I like the two
Cyclops: I HEARD THAT NANA
Nana: I'M SORRY I JUST CAN'T DENY MY LOVE ANYMORE
Harley: NANA THERES A 5 YEAR AGE GAP
Lolita: THERE'S A 7 YEARS AGE GAP BETWEEN YOU AND CYC
Cyclops: ehhh i'm getting nausea- sorry nana but i just really don't see myself liking you that way...
Me: *shows picture of Nana and Lolita looking at each other while blushing*
Nana: *blushes* I-I...
Lolita: *blushes too* B-but the age gap...
Cyclops: is it technically canon now
Harley: *takes picture of Nana and Lolita looking flustered* Blackmail~
Lolita: DELETE THAT YOU JERK!
Nana: *turns Harley into a cat* GET A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE!!
Cyclops: aww *picks up Harley and cuddles with him*
Harley: NANA TURN ME BACK INTO A HUMAN OR I'LL SCRATCH YOU
Cyclops: nana nooo
Lolita: Harley is cuter when he's a cat
Nana: Don't worry, the spell will wear off about...
Harley: *turns back into a human*
Cyclops: *realizes he's cuddling Harley* ew get off *pushes him off*
Lolita: *takes a picture* Hehehe.... Blackmail~
Nana: Are you okay, Harls?
Harley: *thumbs up*
Me: now now, we got a little off topic. what do you all think about NaLita?
Lolita: There's an age gap... A really big one...
Nana: *whispers* I kinda like her but our... Uh... Ages...
Cyclops: agreed
Harley: I second that!
Me: and finally our last ship, one of the only ships that i approve in the game... *shows picture of Cyclops making out with Harley*
Cyclops: *stares*
Harley: *looks away immediately*
Lolita: What happened to them?
Nana: I don't know... But the ship is pretty good in my opinion :3
Lolita: New OTP?
Nana: Definitely
Cyclops: im not gay
Harley: *shouts* Neither am I!
Me: they're so into each other that they deny it
Cyclops: *blushing but not obvious bc he's hidden underneath his scarf* I AM NOT GAY!
Harley: *blushing* I AM NOT GAY EITHER!
Nana: Ohhh! They're totally blushing!!
Cyclops: *stands up while hiding his face* i'm leaving
Harley: I'm n- Wait what?
Cyclops: i said, i'm leaving. *walks out*
Harley: Wait come back! *chases Cyc*
Lolita: ...
Nana: ...
Me: ...i hope i didn't ruin things for them
Lolita: Judging by their actions, you probably did...
Nana: Don't worry... They'll be friends again soon! Right? Right..?
Me: well this took a dark turn. plus a cliffhanger... welp i'n ending it right here.