TEETH → KLAUS MIKAELSON. (DIS...

By fountainkingdom

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"i got blood on my shirt and i can't get it out." "uhm, wrong number? i hope." [soc... More

01|| blockt.
02|| khal drogo.
03|| egg head.
04|| CARMEN NO.
05|| bad vampire jokes.
06|| we dont like you.
07|| board game anger.
08|| supreme toaster.
09|| marriage denied.
10|| one v one.
11|| gucci shirt
12|| not a monster.
14|| inside jokes.
15|| meme king.
16|| stop trying to make fetch happen.
17|| nik jr.
18|| day of the dead.
19|| bad bitch.
20|| a hard no.
21|| grounded.
22|| insert evil laugh.
23|| try me hoe.
24|| bloody mary.
25|| #petty
26|| oh shid.
27|| girl gang.
28|| or what?
29|| damage control.

13|| beer pong & ryan gosling.

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By fountainkingdom

klausmik: before everything went to shit. 🙂
[tagged: cococalm]
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cococalm: fuck off, i wasn't that bad

klausmik: you genuinely can't move from bed because you're so hungover. @cococalm

elijahm: told you that you can't handle your alcohol🖕🏽

hayleymarsh: remember when you could drink everyone under the table and still wake up to work out in the morning?

cococalm: OKAY. im getting old, we get it!!! @hayleymarsh

klausmik: she's complaining because her phone screen is too bright yet continues to reply to you dorks

kolbitch: carmen use to go to the gym?? what century was this???

elijahm: i think this is one of their stories like when hayley apparently beat ryan gosling at beer pong and he asked her to marry him.

hayleymarsh: you're just jealous because he loved me first!!! @elijahm

cococalm: that was a true story!! i was there!! i was the beer pong!!

hayleymarsh: see🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

klausmik: "i was the beer pong." jesus fucking christ.

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carmen
nickkkk. you know how u love me.

klaus the (😺) killer
carmen, im literally just downstairs making coffee.

carmen
but u know how u love me

klaus the (😺) killer
yes i love you very much.
what can i do for you, my lovely hungover friend?

carmen
can you please be the best friend in the world and spoon me?
i am oh so ever lonely without u. 🙁

klaus the (😺) killer
you just want to feel me against you.
if you know what i mean. 😎😎😎😎

carmen
i will tell hayley that ur hitting on me and she will cut off ur balls

klaus the (😺) killer
if last night is anything to go by, you tend to be a little jealous so you won't let her anywhere near my balls.

carmen
where's jacob? you remember the guy i was talking to who suddenly disappeared when you went to get a drink with him. 🙂🙂🙂where is he klaus.

klaus the (😺) killer
.....ill be there in a second
on an unrelated note, how do you get blood out of gucci??

carmen
for the last time, stop lying about the gucci.

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