Pick Up Lines

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dontreadthisshit lgbt pickuplines

Part 22.

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By akechifanclub

"Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!"

you'll get 1 of 3 answers

1. HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT SEA LIONS?! THEY'RE ENDANGERED!

2. well, you clearly aren't psychic.

3. wow, that's one of the dorkiest things i've heard. anything better?

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