NewScapeSquad on Crack: SEASO...

By FallSky19

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Welcome back to Team Shred's crack universe! Things are crazier this time! The ocean has been broadened to ac... More

Oh dear, Dad thought I'm him again
WHY IS IT HOT HERE
hold up
What the fuck was that
HAMILCOMICS STOP YOUR LEGACY DOESN'T CONTINUE HERE
Savageness exceeds narcissism
Okay as an average-heighted girl who used to be short, this is mean
These are getting old
Tf you doing here Socrates
Pray for his soul
Ask me if I care
Help me make an AU, perhaps?
The real reason why Nick took a break
99 problems and Cory got all of them. And it's all the same.
[Tag] Would You Rather
This is probably why Tommy had vanished from Cory's videos
Cinnamon rolls can sometimes be pricks
Somewhere in there... you're still a fucking prick.
Ex-a-cuse me bitch?
WELCOME TO SHIPPING 101 WITH ASHLIE MOTHERFUCKERS. TAKE A SEAT.
Okay you are quite smooth
It's a miracle they survived in the battlefield
P-pardon me, sir, but this is not what I wanted...
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
may god help me in the long run
Tommy, this is why you probably are the first person to die in the squad
Fufufufufu
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?!
h o l y s h i t
When the squad has your back, respect
Man, you should have done that
a bit of an inside joke I think
hold on
uhm, this is awkward
some shit that Tommy says
TOMMY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU
knock knock
THE CINNAMON BUN HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT. BUN DOWN BUN DOWN, WE NEED BACKUP
ONLY THE REAL CORY WILL DO SUCH
what a beautiful reunion
Jon, the fuck
ehe
Damn, he's good
God dammit Carl
because my friends are dead by daylight
No, we can't. For real.
*insert Jontron GIF here* sTOP
in regards to dead by daylight: friends assemble lmao
how unfortunate
Welcome to Useless Shit You Should Know
*dances* WE ARE FAMILY
oh wow
WHO CORRUPTED HIM
yet again
...what is this?
karma's a bitch, tommy
IWJDOSIAJDKAJD
that does seem plausible
I'm not dead don't worry
yo
she stare bacc
damn Jon, even roasting in the afterlife
oH gOtDaMn LoOk At ThAt
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
You're up!
...like, come on. are you even human?
hEY WAIT IM VERY HUMAN--
Same Cory
My boi Tommy, you fucked up
Tagged by my supplier
honestly tho
Oh damn
hMMMMM
You see, when Nick gets mad, his anger surpasses the wrath of a Twitter God
a late thank you lmao
You aren't doing the job, but at the same time you are
Say that again
Ya dumb bitch
Oh shit--
🔥
NICK YOU ARE SMARTER THAN THIS--
Aha
when Tommy courts a girl
duuuuuud
I REALLY THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD NEVER HANDLE GUNS EVER
dear christ
WE'RE ABOUT TO THROW HANDS TODAY BOI
I can see this happening
911, hello-- wait tHE FUCK
They say girls have everything
Alright. Let's try this again. 911?
That's... um... Is that a legit SHS track?
she aight?
CyberLife has infiltrated this place
oh my guhhh
...
...
...
help him
talk to them
i guess you won't do it
not yet
the smile in the gloomy house
here we go again

The Dark Bitch Returns

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By FallSky19

Unknown
Hey

Nick
Hello there! How may I help you?

Unknown
Oh, it's fine. I was just thinking about u

Nick
Well, it truly is an interesting letter, to say at least.
√ Seen

Ashlie: Damn, who dat?

Nick: Julia. *blocks Julia and wears sunglasses*

Everybody: *just fucking loses their minds*

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