Little rumors littering the land
Tell tall tales of a tiny tot terrorizing
Defending an innocent town from evil
Punching, pushing, and pinching parasites
It twas I, the Tough Toddler taking on toxins
As I grew older my wins were spread town to town
People came to me on the street praising me
I was known as the Sweetheart from Heaven
Destroying hate and things villainous
Mutilating all manipulative maniacs
Nailing noisy and notorious number
I am the Warmly Welcomed Warrior
Helping anyone and anything in need.
I am a giver of freedom.
Knowing nothing but knighthood and nirvana
I keep peace and safety all over my land
I am a pacifist when it comes to my people
A mickle marvel and mature maiden
I am the one who loves all who are good
I am the Destroyer of Malice.