[VINCENT:]The demon king of high school has decreed it:He says Monday, 8AM, I will be deletedThey'll hunt me down in study hallStuff and mount me on the wallThirty hours to live..How shall I spend them?I don't have to stay and die like cattleI could change my name and ride up to SeattleBut I don't own a motorbikeWait—here's an option that I like:Spend these thirty hours gettin' freakay!Yeah!I need it hardI'm a dead boy walkin'I'm in your yardI'm a dead boy walkin'Before they punch my clockI'm snappin' off your window lockGot no time to knockI'm a dead boy walking
[J.D.:]Vincent? What are you doing in my room?
[VERONICA:]Shh...Sorry, but I really had to wake youSee, I decided I must ride you till I break you'Cause Hunter says I gots to goYou're my last meal on death rowShut your mouth and lose them tighty-whities!Come on! Tonight I'm yoursI'm your dead boy walkin'Get on all foursKiss this dead boy walkin'Let's go, you know the drillI'm hot and pissed and ready to killBow down to the will of a dead boy walking!And you know, you know, you knowIt's 'cause you're beautifulYou say you're numb insideBut I can't agreeSo the world's unfairKeep it locked out thereIn here it's beautifulLet's make this beautiful!
[J.D.:]That works for me!
[VINCENT:]Yeah!Full steam ahead!Take this dead boy walkin'
[J.D.:]How'd you find my address?
[VINCENT:]Let's break the bedRock this dead boy walkin'!
[J.D.:]I think you tore my mattress!
[VINCENT:]No sleep tonight for youBetter chug that Mountain Dew
[J.D.:]Okay, okay
[VINCENT:]Get your ass in gearMake this whole town disappear!
[J.D.:]Okay, okay!
[VINCENT:]Slap me! Strip me bare!Touch me
[VINCENT & J.D.:]There and there and there!
[VINCENT:]And no more talkin'
[J.D.:]Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
[VINCENT:]Love this dead boy walkin'
[J.D.:]Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Yeah, yeah!
[VINCENT & J.D.:]Love this dead boy
[J.D.:]Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Wait, wait!
[VINCENT & J.D.:]Love this dead boyYeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[J.D.:]Ow!
[VINCENT & J.D.:]Yeah!