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5sos bible

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pretty much 5sos jokes only 5sosfam will get it. - all credit goes to tumblr. highest rank: #74 on random ©... More

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pretty much 5sos jokes only 5sosfam will get it. - all credit goes to tumblr. highest rank: #74 on random © 2017 Vyo's All Rights Reserved.

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in the delivery room

you- *screaming at the top of your lungs and pushing the baby out*

doctor- “wow dad, you’re doing extremely well under all this stress!”

ashton- “I’ve had much more stressful shifts when I used to work at KFC, you know one time I actually burnt myself-”

you- *screams in agonizing pain*

ashton- “shhh honey, I’m telling the story about when I used to work at KFC.”

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