[cococalm has sent klausmik a DM]
cococalm
what did the mail carrier take to the vampire?
FANGMAIL!!!!
klausmik
is this how you're opening each of our conversations? with a bad vampire joke?
cococalm
how else would i? with an actual hello? it's not 1965 anymore.
klausmik
they could be better, like - what happened to the vampire at the blood bank? he asked to make a withdrawal.
cococalm
okay, this was terrible and im terminating this friendship.
klausmik
you'd miss me too much, love.
cococalm
if anything it's you, who'd miss me. i see you waiting around for my dm "love" 👀
klausmik
what can i say? you intrigue me.
cococalm
that's not normally how men describe me but ill take it.
klausmik
no?
how about beautiful? heartwarming? something other worldly?😊
cococalm
annoying, normally but ill take those too.
so why does everyone hate you?
klausmik
wow, no beating around the bush?
cococalm
i ain't go no bush but you can beat this pussy up boii
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i wasn't raised to be a bitch and turn away from confrontation.
klausmik
and how were you raised? tell me about your life.
cococalm
answer my question first. :)
klausmik
i may or may not have tried to kill your friends a couple of hundred times, i also stored my siblings in coffins and tried to sacrifice a doppelgänger. no big deal.
cococalm
the Gilbert that the Salvatore brothers were rock hard over for a long time? that doppelgänger?
klausmik
you know the salvatore brothers?
cococalm
i know damon, stefan was never fond of me after i tried to rip his girlfriends throat out over a game of monopoly. :(
apparently it was rude and i have "anger issues"
klausmik
at least im not the only one who wanted to kill her al though my reasons weren't... board game related.
cococalm
she's bland and boring whereas im great with the best personality in the ENTIRE WORLD.
do u see the problem
klausmik
eh, you're ok.
cococalm
you're the second brother to get BLOCKED.
klausmik
😂
[read at 10:48am]
love? hello?
[read at 10:52am]
don't ignore me, carmen.
[read at 10:56am]
CARMEN.
[read at 11:01am]