TEETH → KLAUS MIKAELSON. (DIS...

By fountainkingdom

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"i got blood on my shirt and i can't get it out." "uhm, wrong number? i hope." [soc... More

01|| blockt.
02|| khal drogo.
03|| egg head.
04|| CARMEN NO.
05|| bad vampire jokes.
07|| board game anger.
08|| supreme toaster.
09|| marriage denied.
10|| one v one.
11|| gucci shirt
12|| not a monster.
13|| beer pong & ryan gosling.
14|| inside jokes.
15|| meme king.
16|| stop trying to make fetch happen.
17|| nik jr.
18|| day of the dead.
19|| bad bitch.
20|| a hard no.
21|| grounded.
22|| insert evil laugh.
23|| try me hoe.
24|| bloody mary.
25|| #petty
26|| oh shid.
27|| girl gang.
28|| or what?
29|| damage control.

06|| we dont like you.

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By fountainkingdom

dopestdavina: carmen showed up with a coffee cup filled with alcohol because she's a mess🙂
[tagged: cococalm]

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hayleymarsh: leave my child alone davina.

kolbitch: leave my girlfriend alone hayley.

cococalm: first of all, you said there'd be no alcohol at a PARTY, so i persevered. secondly, im a hot mess.

dopestdavina: first of all, i said DINNER. not PARTY, but you got the hot part right🔥 @cococalm

elijahm: you had alcohol and didn't offer me any? im putting you up for adoption. @cococalm

hayleymarsh: no we will not!!!dont send my love away!! @elijahm

cococalm: i would have but it wasn't rich man wine so i didn't bother. 🙃 @elijahm

kolbitch: i had some. 🙃🙂 @elijahm

elijahm: he had some but i didn't?!? i am outraged. @cococalm

cococalm: he actually drank more than me and now ive blocked his number. @elijahm

klausmik: im offended i wasn't invited.

dopestdavina: we don't like you. @klausmik

hayleymarsh: id rather not have my best friend killed over something petty. 🤗 @klausmik

cococalm: next time, im inviting him. @dopestdavina

elijahm: NO THE FUCK YOU'RE NOT. @cococalm

klausmik: why would i hurt my new best friend?

klausmik: it's been 24 hours. im still waiting for my DM to come through, love. 😊 @cococalm

kolbitch: what the fuck

hayleymarsh: what the fuck

dopestdavina: what the fuck

elijahm: what the fuckity fuck.

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