Eryn Lamia Santana
"Damn you look a mess." Harold looked at me
"Fuck you, stupid." I flicked him off
"And that ladies and gentlemen is why we're here." Nudy clapped his hands
"I hate all of you. I hate you all." I stated rolling my eyes for the millionth time "I want my Toodie."
"She ain't answering her phone and I'm finna put her on her neck when I see her." Tip said
"You ain't gon' do shit baby bitch."
"Harold get yo demon ass baby mama."
"Harold get yo demon ass— shut up yo baby bitch ass up." I said as my phone started ringing
"What you want dirtball ?" I asked
"Skrt, try again lil dirt dirt." Mally said "What you doing ?"
"Nigga the hell you mean what I'm doing ? I'm in the hospital."
"Aw yeah I forgot." He said as if he just remembered "How long you gon' be in there ?"
"Nigga ion know, I'm bout 3 centimeters."
"3 centimeters what ? This shit is confusing."
"Dialated dumbass, oh my god you making my head hurt cause you so stupid."
"Shut up, but I really called you for my money from that dice game."
"Nigga I won."
"You know what."
"What ?"
"Bye fat ass." He said before hanging up
"Disrespectful ass motherfucker." I said as I went to text Toodie "Okay now I'm getting upset because she never ignores my calls or text."
"She prolly with ol boy." Shayaa waved me off as he was texting on his phone
"Nigga I know you care."
"No I don't." He shrugged
"Ignorant bastard." I grabbed my cup and flung some ice at him
"Stop throwing ice." Harold popped my hand
"Y'all stupid bitches gon' stop popping me I know that." I mugged them "I'm Lil E, fuck y'all talm bout."
"Okay shut up." Chevy shushed me turning the tv up "Spongebob on."
"Fuck you and spongebob, y'all can suck my—"
"Lamia." Harold mugged me
"Whatever, where my real friends at ?" I picked up my phone scrolling through my contacts "Finna call Pierre."
"And who is that ?" Nudy asked
"Nun ya busi— Jackboy !"
"You ugly as hell."
"Bitch yo black ass, motherfucking roly poly head ass lil boy."
"Yo got damn I wanna be a light bulb bright head ass, stupid head ass lil girl."
"Fuck you."
"You alread— sure that ain't my baby you finna give birth too ?"
"Shut your retarded ass up, where Kodak ? I'm sick of you."
"He in the studio, when you coming back down to Florida."
"In like some weeks or a month from now."
"Where Toodie ?"
"Ion know and MOTHERFUCKERS DONT CARE TO FIND MY FUCKING BOUSIN !"
"Girl the fuck wrong with your pyscho ass." Pablo eyed me
"Go find my bousin and don't come back until you fucking do."
Nudy was finna say something until Uncle Kailen came inside the room. His face was sad and his eyes looked like he'd been crying all day.
"I'm finna call you back." I told Jackboy while staring at him
"Aight." He said
"What's poppin' unc." Chevy asked finally looking away from spongebob
"They shot her." He said barely above a whisper "They shot my baby girl and it's gon' be hell on earth from this day on."
"She gone be good though right ? She ain't giving up yet." I asked looking at him
"It's not looking too good Eryn." He put his head down "She's in a coma."
"Mane what the fuck." Nudy mumbled as everybody put they head down
"I swea' if that nigga had something to do with it I'll kill his ass." Tip said
Shayaa got up and walked out of the room.
"Now I've done erased two people that played with my child and I won't hesitate to erase a couple more." Uncle K said "She's a strong fighter."
"I don't want her to miss this." I frowned "I'm not finna push this child."
"Yes the hell you are." They all looked at me
"We tired of pregnant Eryn." Lotto said
"We tired of Eryn period." Harold mumbled
"Bitch drink my piss."
"Eryn." Uncle K looked at me
"Sorry, he gets me angry and shit just flies out." I frowned
"Need to fix that mouth of yours." Chevy said
"I don't." I smiled "My teeth are straight and perfect to me."
"Irritating ass lil girl."
"Y'all love me so ion know why y'all acting so damn bad."
"Who said that ?"
"Who said that ?"
"Who said that ?"
"Okay fuck y'all, stupid ass hoes." I flicked Pablo, Chevy, and Nudy off
"Nari calling you." Harold handed me my phone
I answered and as soon as the call connected she started screaming.
"AHHHHH MY FAV IS FINNA HAVE MY BABY !"
She kept screaming until something hit her in her face making her phone drop.
"Now shut the hell up."
"Well damn." I mumbled as she picked her phone up
"Cause you didn't even have to do all that Kendell."
"Well stop screaming in my ear with your long ass face."
"Fuck you." She mugged him "Anyways, tell baby Duece I said hurry up."
"Shit you try, the lil nigga won't listen to me." I told her "Hey lil Ken."
"Who is she calling lil ?" He scrunched his face up
"You is a disrespectful ass lil boy, but what you doing G Nari ?"
"Nun, cooling. I was tak—"
"You what ?" Nudy asked
"Booling, my bad buz." She corrected herself "I took Kendell with me to get something to eat since everybody so damn busy."
"Larry said he would take you but you wanted to be stubborn."
"Stop spilling all my damn business." She mushed his head
"Well stop telling me everything like I give a damn."
"Ooh he told you fav." I instigated
"He can act bad but he know if it wasn't for me he wouldn't be out the house."
"I guarantee you I was."
"You need a whooping." I told him
"You need some breath mints with yo funky hot ass breath."
"Bye Kendell with your musty ass."
"That was one time and I had just got out the shower."
"Well you need to go see a doctor bout that buddy."
I'm still alive, I just wasn't in the mood for writing anymore.
I'm bring a character back, who y'all want ? Nine times out of ten, I'll bring back who I picked so y'all won't be expecting it.
Myasia
Kash
Rudy (Wayne's friend, if you don't remember go back to the first book and it should be chapter 13 or 14)