OH MY GOD
IM SO SORRY
I've been expecting this text
How's the head?
Throbbing like a bitch
Do bitches throb, Daniel?
Fuck you. My head hurts.
Are you okay?
Why were you drunk?
My wife is a bitch
Oh
Does she throb?
Fuck off Macy
Okay bye
No come back!
I'm so sorry for drunk texting you
It wasn't cool
Nah it was funny
You're a funny drunk
I wanna meet drunk danny in person
No you don't
He's a mean drunk in person
Is he really?
He is
Oh my
How are things with your fam Danny?
I'm not sure honestly
I think my wife and I might get a divorce
Aw man, im sorry dan
Dan?
How many nicknames do you have for me?
Not a lot
Dan, Danny
Dumbass...
Honey?
Sweetheart?
Bub?
Those too I guess
I like the sweetheart and honey
You should use them more ;)
And bub ... I could grow to like that
You got a wife dan
And until you're officially divorced, I'll stick to dumbass
Damn
How are things with you and Oliver?
Great
He just flew back to Australia though
So im kind of sad :(
Australia?
Yeah, he lives there
We long distance the shit out of our relationship
Damn
How do you do it?
I honestly don't know
It's actually really hard
So not so great huh?
No :(
Aww hun, I'm sorry
Don't be
He'll be back in a month or so
A month??
That's so long though
Tell me about it
Should you really be dating someone you only see every few months?
We see each other at least once a month
My question still stands
Idk Danny
I really don't
But I love him
Ahh, love
What a horrible thing
Well look who's Mr Optimist today
Who me?
Im always optimistic
Are you though?
Truee
I have to go Danny
I'll talk to you tomorrow :)
Bye GIRLFRAND
Shut up Daniel
Damn