so, our first story is one about max, my suicidal pansexual friend. on that day we had a substitute for math, and everyone thought she was hot, so during gym class max decided to go to the bathroom to go masturbate. then jake came out of the bathroom, so we asked him if max was masturbating. jake volunteered to check, we didnt ask him to. turns out he was. max was pissed because jake interupted his masturbating, none of us asked how, so he slapped jake and started yelling about how he was going to get blue balls, which to put it basically is just a bunch of pain in the balls caused by almost cumming, but not. we still poke fun at jake for it and he still says we asked him to check. we didn't.
random stories
By albinoraptor
these are just random stories from my life that i like to tell. ill probably post at least 2 a day. More