'Ah luke and who is that' some snobby bitch said
'She's my girlfriend so pipe down clarie' luke said
'Anyway I need to sleep i need my beauty sleep' she said
'Bitch you need to fucking hibernate' i said and Jack bursted out laughing along with Kevin and Lucy
'GOOD ONE' Lucy yelled high fiving me
'Ugh DADDY' she yelled and some guy came down the stairs
'Ah Kevin Lucy luke jack and Xena I'm supposing' he said
'Yep' i said popping the 'p'
'Anyway let's go inside the kids can hand our here' he said and Kevin and Lucy went and some guy came downstairs shirtless
Ughh
'Dude put on a shirt' luke said
'Hey i just wanted to get my sister no biggie and who may this fine woman be' he said
'Im xena and flirt with me one more time this fine fist will be in that face' i said
'Damn fiesty' he said sitting down and before i could sit on a chair luke pulled me into his lap and i glared at him but sat in his lap as he hugged me
'Anyway who are you marrying' jack said bored out of his mind
'Hes not here and do not talk about logan that way or i swear i will back hand you boy' she said walking to him and I jumped off lukes lap and to clarie
'You shouldn't have done that touch anyone in the wrong way I will snap your arm like a twig' i said and pushed her back
'Thanks xena' jack said and pulled out his phone
'Hey go inside and find mom' i said and he ran inside
'Think about touching jack i will catastrate you and put you in acid and i promise that' i said
'Hey chill i can kick your ass in karate' she said
'Oh really fine prove it' i said and she tried to hit me but I'd grabbed it
'You shouldn't have done that...again' i said and pushed her back and done a dragon fly kick and then grabbed her arm and flipped her
'BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE I SAID BOOM SISTA' I yelled and down came Kevin and Lucy with jack and her dad
'That was amazing' he said
'3rd degree black belt' i said and luke pulled me
'You flipped her and he only cares about your karate somethings gonna go down engaging he says say NO' he said and i nodded
'I give you 50 000 dollars to teach her fiance karate' he said
'Get him to a dojo not me adios' i said and walking away and everyone followed me
'We saw everything damn you've done a lot for jack' Lucy said
'Hes like my other brother i care for him' i said
'Now can you teach me that dragon fly kick holy moly it was amazing' he said
'Sure just jump and twist your body and pulled out your leg and jump iffy your opponent here try it on me' i said
'Trust me believe in yourself' i said
'Ok' he said and jumped and done it
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FLAWLESS
'Flawless like beyonce' I said
'HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GOOD' luke yelled
'It was me duh' i said and then
'WAVE YOUR HANDS SIDE TO SIDE PUT IT IN THE AIR' the speaker blasted
'WAVE YOUR HANDS SIDE TO SIDE PUT IT IN THE AIR, CLAP CLAP CLAP LIKE YOU DON'T CARE' I yelled and Jack laughed
'SMACK IT SMACK IT IN THE AIR' he yelled
'BEYONCE FOR LIFE WOOOO' he yelled
'You 2 are weird' luke said
'Bitch i dont care about what you think it's called bonding' i said and Jack took me inside
'Ok ima go tour the house see you' he said and when i turned around i felt a stinging impact on my face
OH SOME ONE JUST SLAPPED ME AND THEY ARE FUCKED.......